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BOY: Yo, over here.

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[kids playing]

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Yeah.

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[chatter]

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OK, do it again.

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Come on.
Come on.

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No.

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Ernest.

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Ernest, pass me the ball.

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Ernest, pass it to me, OK?

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Ernest, no.

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I know what you're thinking.

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Don't shoot in.

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Ernest, you better
just pass me the ball.

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Ernest, no.

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Don't shoot it.

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Ernest, don't shoot it!

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[tires screeching]

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I like an aggressive fish.

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[music playing]

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Oh, uh.

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[grunting]

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Ah!

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[screaming]

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Oh!

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Are you OK?

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I'm really sorry.

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I can grab your groceries.

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Ah!

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Oh!

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You all right?

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Ma'am, are you OK?

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Yeah, baby.

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Yeah!

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See that?

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The grace.

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The agility.

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That's it.

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That's basketball.

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It's-- it's like a
romance with the ball.

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It's-- it's like a
dance with the hoop.

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Know what I mean?

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So I guess you
think you can take

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it to the hoop now, huh, Ernie.

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Yo, 'cause you think
you could jam like that.

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Don't get him
started, all right.

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Look.

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If-- if you fellas would
just give me a chance,

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I could show you.

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I'm a player.

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I-- I'm a jock.

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I'm in the zone.

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You're in the zone
all right, Ernest.

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Yeah.

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The twilight zone.

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Yeah.

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[humming "twilight zone" theme]- Ernest.

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Brother, I'm gonna let you inon a little secret, Ernest.

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- Man.
- You're short.

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Short.

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You remember Yoda?

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Well, you kinda Yoda-ish.

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And you're clumsy, Ernest.

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Very clumsy.

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And you're not
just white, baby.

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You-- you're whiter than white.

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You a redneck!

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Right in the back.

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Hey, guys.
Guys.

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Guys, that's enough.
- You crazy, Ernest.

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You crazy.
- Let's go.

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You too, Ernest.

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All right, guys.
Come on.

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We got work to do now.
- Hey, fellas.

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Last chance to buy
some lottery tickets.

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Eh.

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You can win lots of money.

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Stay away from me, woman.

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Aw, come on.

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Uh-uh, baby.

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No way.

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Not on that scam.

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Hi, Erma.

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Hi.

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Snap out of it, man.

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She is way out of your league.

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Stop whining.

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OK.

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Let's wrap her up, folks.

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Last autographed ball
is closing tomorrow.

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We gotta be in LA
for a Lakers game.

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I'm so sorry.

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Bye bye.

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Thank you.

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Bye bye.

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Make sure he's on time.

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Yes sir, Mr. Moloch.

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Hey, big guy.

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Good job.

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Nice shoes, huh, kid?

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Yeah.

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If I had those shoes--

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If you had those shoes,
you'd have the edge.

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Everybody plays, but thewinners, they have the edge.

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Really?

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I'd give anything
to have those shoes.

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Well, now you're talking, kid.

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Desire is 90% of the game.

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If you want something,you just gotta go for it.

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Yeah.

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If I just had those shoes.

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We're out of here, Barry.

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Don't forget the alarm
when you're done.

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Right, chief.

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What's up, Quincy?

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Later on, chief.

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Hi, dad.

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Quincy.

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Get on home.

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See you at the house.

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Gentlemen.

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It's show time.
- All right.

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Aw yeah.

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Here we go, baby.
Here we go.

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Let's hustle.

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City League tournament
starts tomorrow.

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Mr. Moloch and the otherscouts will be watching us.

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Let's do this.

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Let's do this.

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Let's do this.

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Let's do this, baby.

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Let's do this.

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Uh.

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Let's do this.

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Uh Let's do this, baby.

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LOVE [ON RADIO]: This is yourmedicine woman, Dr. Love,

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on the mighty WUSH.

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Oh, my Nubian sister
has a voice from heaven.

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LOVE [ON RADIO]: I'dlike to send this one out

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to Laquita and Tommy,
Chantelle and Hakeem,

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and to the players
on the Clean Sweep.

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[music playing]

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TJ: Woo!

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Come on, baby.
Two.

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Two.

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Two.

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Here we go, baby.

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Let's do it again!

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Ha.

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TJ: Two, baby.

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Let's get a three point Willie!

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Come on, you guys.

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Hit me.

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Hit me.

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Hit me.

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I'm in the open.

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O-- open desert.

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Big sky country.

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Hit me.
I'm the baby.

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I'm the boy.
Hit me.

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Yeah.

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Good play, OK.

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Here I am.

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Over here.

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Yeah, good.

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Come on.

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Hit me.

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Willie.

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Up here.

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Hit me.
Come on, Willie.

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I'll drop it in the pocket.

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Hit me.

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Up here.

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Ah!

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I'm driving toward the glass!

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Uh-oh.

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[crash]

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Hit me.

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I can't miss from up here.

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Hit me.

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I'm air Ernest.

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No.

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Spider like reflexes.

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BARRY: Keep it up, Keep it up.

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Wait, TJ.
Watch it.

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Man, are you crazy?

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Mr. Ellis paid a fortune
for this sculpture.

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Now, check it.

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Mr. Ellis need to
get his money back.

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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Ernest, no.

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Do not shoot the ball.

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Don't shoot it, Ernest.

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Don't be stupid.

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Ah!

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[alarm blaring]

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Shut off the pressure
and turn the alarms off.

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[sirens wailing]

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MAN [ON RADIO]:
46, please respond.

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Everybody's been evacuated,so everything's clean here,

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but the sprinkler systemsneed to be properly installed,

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you got me?

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OK.

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Mr. Worth, we are lookingat major damage here,

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and I want to know
what happened,

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and I want to know now.

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Right now.

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Yes, sir, Mr. Ellis.

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You see, we were--

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Uh, it was rats.

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Giant mall rats.

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Thousands of them, swarmingall over the place.

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I would've stopped them, but I--

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Mall rats.

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Or maybe it was aliens
disguised as rats.

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Thousands of them, swarmingall over the place.

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Silence.

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Mr. Worth, the Clean
Sweep is your company.

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This is your responsibility.

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Yours.

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Yes, sir.

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Mr. Ellis, it
won't happen again.

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You bet it won't.

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I'll see that it
doesn't, Mr. Ellis.

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It was my fault, Mr. Ellis.

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Barry told me to watch
what I was doing.

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I'll pay for the damage.

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With what?

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Well you can take
it out of my pay.

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[scoff]

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- His pay.
- Fine.

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Tell legal to garnish hiswages for the rest of his life.

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Thank you, Mr. Ellis.

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You won't be sorry.

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I believe you gentlemenhave some mopping up to do.

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ELLIS: Whoa!

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Watch your step, Mr. Ellis.

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You didn't have to take
the heat on this, man.

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Yeah, I mean, sticking
your neck out like that,

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that's serious biz, homie.

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Thanks, Ernest.

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Yeah, for real.

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You stepped up, Ernest.

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Totally uncharacteristicof your kind.

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- We owe you one, man.
- Yeah.

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We owe you, Ernest,
so if there's

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anything we can do to repayyou, you just let us know,

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all right?
- Yeah.

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Well, there is one
thing you could do.

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Sure, man.

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What?

256
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You could let me be
on the basketball team.

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No.

258
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No, no, no.

259
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You tripping.

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You definitely tripping.

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We think not.

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Well, I just wanna playbasketball with you guys.

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You know, roundball,
hoops, hit the hardwood.

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A cog in the lean, mean
basketball machine.

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Know what I mean?

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No offense,
Ernest, but, you see,

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we're a well-oiled machine.

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We've been playing togetherfor like, what, 12 years?

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- Five.
- Nine.

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- Seven, man.
- Two.

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I just wanted to playbasketball with you guys.

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You know, I just, like,wanted to be one of the guys.

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Hey.Don't even go there, Ernest.

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Please.

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Uh, look, guys.

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Um, come here.

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All right, guys.

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We do owe Ernest.

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But he'll never play with us.

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He'll just dress out, OK?

281
00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:27,236
He just wants to be
part of the group.

282
00:10:27,366 --> 00:10:29,542
You heard him.

283
00:10:29,673 --> 00:10:31,849
Think of him as a mascot.

284
00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:32,676
A mascot?

285
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,290
Why can't we have
a smart mascot?

286
00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:39,727
Yeah.

287
00:10:39,857 --> 00:10:42,294
Like a goldfish.

288
00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:43,165
Because we owe him.

289
00:10:48,866 --> 00:10:50,172
All right, Ernest.

290
00:10:50,302 --> 00:10:51,652
You can dress out.

291
00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:52,740
But you're gonna sit on
the bench, all right?

292
00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:55,743
Do you understand?

293
00:10:55,873 --> 00:10:56,787
Oh, thank you, Barry.

294
00:10:56,918 --> 00:10:57,701
Thank you.

295
00:10:57,832 --> 00:10:58,789
Thank you so much.

296
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:00,182
Thank you.

297
00:11:00,312 --> 00:11:01,052
Oh, I'm your humble
and obedient servant.

298
00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:02,010
Oh, thank you so much.

299
00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,489
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.

300
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,490
Thank you so much.

301
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:06,841
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

302
00:11:06,971 --> 00:11:08,190
I'm telling you
right now, Ernest.

303
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,235
You better not make
us look bad either.

304
00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:12,107
That's right. 'Cause evenwhen we lose, we look good.

305
00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:13,064
Yeah.

306
00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:14,065
And we do not lose.

307
00:11:14,196 --> 00:11:14,936
Ever.

308
00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:15,850
No.

309
00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:25,424
Ernest, Ernest, he's our man.

310
00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,905
If he can't do it, no one can.

311
00:11:28,036 --> 00:11:28,819
Yay!

312
00:11:33,432 --> 00:11:35,260
[squealing]

313
00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:39,221
[popping]

314
00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:00,982
Hey!

315
00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,026
TJ!

316
00:12:02,157 --> 00:12:03,114
Are you ready?

317
00:12:03,245 --> 00:12:04,072
You know I am, homeslice.

318
00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:05,421
What?

319
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:06,378
I said homeslice,
you know I'm ready.

320
00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:07,336
Uh!

321
00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:08,293
How about it, Walter?

322
00:12:08,424 --> 00:12:09,251
You down for me, brother?

323
00:12:09,381 --> 00:12:10,295
I'm with you, black man.

324
00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:11,296
Don't even worry about it now.

325
00:12:11,427 --> 00:12:12,645
Ah-huh.

326
00:12:12,776 --> 00:12:14,343
Worry is a drone
emotion, my brother.

327
00:12:14,473 --> 00:12:15,779
Now, I've always said that.- Step.

328
00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:16,737
- Tommy T.
- Mm.

329
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:17,912
What's it gonna be?

330
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,261
Nothing but hoops
and alley-oops.

331
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:20,131
Let's do it.

332
00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:25,920
[sniff]

333
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:26,964
Ah.

334
00:12:27,095 --> 00:12:28,357
The men's locker room.

335
00:12:28,487 --> 00:12:30,098
Tank of the titans.

336
00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:32,883
Temple of testosterone.

337
00:12:33,014 --> 00:12:36,017
I'll bet you guys aremale bonding as we speak.

338
00:12:36,147 --> 00:12:37,279
Right arm.

339
00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:38,236
Out of state.

340
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,150
Be cool, Ernest.

341
00:12:39,281 --> 00:12:40,151
Frozen.

342
00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:41,239
Ernest.

343
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,284
Grab a locker, man.
- Yeah.

344
00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:43,894
In another room.

345
00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:45,156
Don't come here with allthat tripping, now, Ernest.

346
00:12:45,287 --> 00:12:46,549
Me, tripping?
I'm not tripping.

347
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,811
I'm on solid ground.

348
00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:49,334
See, that's what
I'm talking about.

349
00:12:49,465 --> 00:12:49,987
What you talking about,some kind of solid ground?

350
00:12:50,118 --> 00:12:51,249
TJ.
TJ.

351
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,294
- But he tripping, though.- I know.

352
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:53,251
Ernest, there's your uniform.

353
00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:54,644
I'm going to warm up.

354
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:55,558
My uniform.

355
00:12:58,648 --> 00:13:01,956
This is the proudest
moment of my adult life.

356
00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:04,132
You must've had lessof a life than I thought.

357
00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:05,524
Lost the hat, Ernest.

358
00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:07,657
It's probably
bolted to his skull.

359
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,701
Yo, TJ.

360
00:13:08,832 --> 00:13:09,833
We out there, all right, man?

361
00:13:09,964 --> 00:13:11,052
All right, man.

362
00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:12,357
I'm gonna catch up.
Hey, yo, Ernest.

363
00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:13,750
Check it out.
Take your time.

364
00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:14,882
You got all the time.
Like about an hour.

365
00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:23,673
[creaking]

366
00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:28,547
[grunting]

367
00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:32,551
This is Dr. Love,
your medicine woman

368
00:13:32,682 --> 00:13:35,990
of the air on WUSH "whoosh."

369
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,861
Tonight, I'm broadcastinglive from the first round

370
00:13:37,992 --> 00:13:39,863
of the City League tournament.

371
00:13:39,994 --> 00:13:41,430
Clean Sweep and
Crater Construction

372
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,084
will have the tip off rightafter this brief message

373
00:13:43,214 --> 00:13:45,347
from Lonnie's One
Stop market, the place

374
00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:47,305
to go when you're in the know.

375
00:13:47,436 --> 00:13:49,786
Yeah, so, uh,
tell me, Dr. Love.

376
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,222
How do you feel about
unrequited love?

377
00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:53,834
I mean, isn't it
bad for your health?

378
00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:56,271
Well, you see, baby, Iwouldn't know about that.

379
00:13:56,401 --> 00:14:00,231
My love never goes unrequited.

380
00:14:00,362 --> 00:14:01,711
- Excuse me, brother.
- Oh yeah.

381
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:02,843
Excuse me.

382
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:03,887
Mhm.

383
00:14:04,018 --> 00:14:05,933
Don't play yourself like that.

384
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:09,066
Oh, so fine perfection
of a black woman.

385
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:12,635
If beauty were a minute,
you'd be an hour.

386
00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:15,333
If beauty were flower,
you'd be a rose.

387
00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:18,119
If beauty were an automobile,you'd be a solid gold Rolls

388
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:19,207
Royce Classic.

389
00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:20,469
Girl, sign my head.

390
00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:27,693
[purring]

391
00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:30,479
I will never wash again.

392
00:14:30,609 --> 00:14:32,307
I didn't think you ever had.

393
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:33,221
Oh, please.

394
00:14:33,351 --> 00:14:34,962
Baby, go easy on my man.

395
00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:36,398
- Oh, she wants me.
- Oh, yeah.

396
00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:37,703
You smooth, baby.- She don't got to be so--

397
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,270
You smooth.

398
00:14:39,401 --> 00:14:41,794
This is Dr. Love, andwe'll have the tip off right

399
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,667
after a brief message fromElton and John's auto repair.

400
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,890
MAN: Take your time on it.

401
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:50,847
MAN: Good shot.

402
00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:51,848
Good shot.

403
00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:52,849
All right, guys.

404
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,329
Huddle up.

405
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,113
Now, watch that bigcornbread looking brother

406
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:57,549
over there setting picks.

407
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,724
Now, when that happens,
TJ, you switch with me.

408
00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:00,291
- Uh, Barry.
- Not now, Ernest.

409
00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:01,902
Walter.

410
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,338
Look, you can't muscle thatbig, ugly forward, man.

411
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:04,687
Barry.

412
00:15:04,817 --> 00:15:05,906
You, man, if big
foot even tries it,

413
00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:06,863
I'm out on that brother.
Just be cool.

414
00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:08,038
Now, Willie.

415
00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:09,648
You got to hit
the three tonight.

416
00:15:09,779 --> 00:15:11,346
- If I believe, I can achieve.- Barry.

417
00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:12,738
Not now, Ernest.

418
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:13,783
Cause that'll free up
Tommy T in the lane.

419
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,176
All right.

420
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:16,351
Now, if you can hit
it, I'll hit the three.

421
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:17,091
I'll be there, all right?- Barry.

422
00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:18,440
What, Ernest?

423
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,920
Uh, I made lemonade
for the whole team.

424
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,530
With real lemons.
It's not the mix.

425
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,053
Not the powder.
It's the real stuff.

426
00:15:23,184 --> 00:15:24,446
See?

427
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:25,273
It's still got lemon
peels floating in it.

428
00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:26,535
K. Thanks, Ernest.

429
00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:28,363
Everybody in here.
All right.

430
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:29,712
Now, let's do this.

431
00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:31,105
Clean Sweep!

432
00:15:31,235 --> 00:15:32,845
[buzzer]

433
00:15:32,976 --> 00:15:34,064
Go team.

434
00:15:34,195 --> 00:15:35,848
It's right over
here if you want it.

435
00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:38,460
LOVE: The Clean Sweep take thefloor here at the City Memorial

436
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:42,420
Gym, and we are ready to go.

437
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:43,595
All right, fellas.

438
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,032
I want a good clean game.

439
00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:46,381
Watch the rough stuff
and the handshakes, OK?

440
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:47,512
Ready?

441
00:15:47,643 --> 00:15:48,426
Freeze.

442
00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:55,607
Action photos for
everybody's locker.

443
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,305
Ernest.

444
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:59,611
I want you to sit down onthe bench and don't get up.

445
00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:00,569
You hear me?

446
00:16:00,699 --> 00:16:02,049
Over here on our side?

447
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:03,876
Yes, over here on our side.

448
00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:04,747
Oh, sorry.

449
00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:11,188
LOVE: There's bad blood
between these two teams.

450
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:15,845
Last year's game ended ina bench-clearing brawl.

451
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,326
[shouting]

452
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:19,283
TJ: Let me take it, Barry.

453
00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:21,720
MAN: Let's go, baby.

454
00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:24,723
Yeah, Sweep.

455
00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:25,637
Yes!

456
00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:35,256
The Clean Sweep areplaying their hearts out.

457
00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:39,303
They have the stuff it takes towin the City League tournament.

458
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:41,697
[shouting]

459
00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:44,613
And there goes Barry
Worth again to the hoop!

460
00:16:44,743 --> 00:16:45,527
Yes!

461
00:16:45,657 --> 00:16:46,397
Go, dad!

462
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,533
Barry, Barry, he's our man.

463
00:16:51,663 --> 00:16:53,404
If he can't do it, TJ can.

464
00:16:53,535 --> 00:16:55,798
TJ, TJ, he's our man.

465
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:58,844
If he can't do it, Walter can.

466
00:16:58,975 --> 00:16:59,715
Yay!

467
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,586
Give me a W!

468
00:17:01,717 --> 00:17:02,500
What are you doing?

469
00:17:02,631 --> 00:17:03,414
Man, just look at him.

470
00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:04,763
I don't care.

471
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,331
Uh, give me an L.
Give me another L. Yay!

472
00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:09,768
Give me a W!

473
00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:11,292
Give me an A!- Man, where's your head?

474
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:12,902
Come on.

475
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,425
ERNEST: Uh, give me an L.The Clean Sweep can't seem

476
00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:16,340
to keep their mind on the game.

477
00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:18,734
Their cheerleader seems
to be distracting them.

478
00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:21,476
Barry, Barry, he's our man.

479
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:22,868
If he can't do it.
TJ can.

480
00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:24,435
Push up, TJ.
Push up, baby.

481
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:25,306
ERNEST: TJ, TJ.

482
00:17:25,436 --> 00:17:26,350
He's our man!

483
00:17:26,481 --> 00:17:28,831
If he can't do it, Walter can!

484
00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:31,399
Give me a G!

485
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:32,313
Give me an L!

486
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:33,227
Barry, Barry.

487
00:17:33,357 --> 00:17:34,097
He's our man.

488
00:17:34,228 --> 00:17:35,968
What a chump team.

489
00:17:36,099 --> 00:17:37,100
ERNEST: Give me another L!

490
00:17:37,231 --> 00:17:38,058
Time out, Jake!
Ernest!

491
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:38,928
Give me an E!

492
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,148
Give me a cursive R!

493
00:17:41,278 --> 00:17:42,410
Ernest.

494
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,324
Yeah?

495
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,717
Sit down and shut up!

496
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:46,892
Go team.

497
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:49,025
Heh.

498
00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:49,939
TJ: Come on, man.

499
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,551
Let's get some D.

500
00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:54,944
LOVE: The Clean
Sweep have gotten

501
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,424
things straightened
out now, and everything

502
00:17:56,554 --> 00:17:58,426
seems to be on course.

503
00:17:58,556 --> 00:17:59,905
And there's another two!

504
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:00,906
Two, four, six, eight.

505
00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:04,258
Who do we appreciate?

506
00:18:04,388 --> 00:18:05,128
Something I said?

507
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:13,267
[groan]

508
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:15,573
LOVE: Now that the CleanSweep have had their huddle,

509
00:18:15,704 --> 00:18:17,053
we're back to regular play.

510
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,054
TJ: That way, Barry!

511
00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:19,577
Yeah, baby.

512
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:21,318
Here we go.

513
00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:22,493
The Clean Sweep are leadinggoing into the third period,

514
00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,843
and they look too fine!

515
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:27,019
Dr. Love.

516
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,195
This one's for you, baby.

517
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:32,938
LOVE: Oo hoo!

518
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:34,723
Now Willie has one going
on for yours truly.

519
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:43,732
You showboat like
that again, I'm

520
00:18:43,862 --> 00:18:45,081
gonna put Ernest in for you.

521
00:18:45,212 --> 00:18:46,561
- Oh, that's cold, Barry.- I'm serious.

522
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:47,431
That's cold.

523
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,659
LOVE: The ball is inboundedand the Sweeps steal the ball.

524
00:18:57,789 --> 00:19:00,096
There's the pass to
Walter, then to TJ.

525
00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:03,055
The Sweep are trying
to work it in.

526
00:19:03,186 --> 00:19:06,624
Barry Worth takes the shot,and there's three points!

527
00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:07,582
Switch.
Switch!

528
00:19:07,712 --> 00:19:08,496
T!

529
00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:10,019
T!

530
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,107
The Craters take itdown the court, and boom!

531
00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:11,977
There's two!

532
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:14,980
Clean Sweep!

533
00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,896
Clean Sweep!

534
00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:20,421
Clean Sweep!

535
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:26,253
Play ball!

536
00:19:26,383 --> 00:19:27,254
Let's go!

537
00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:28,211
Let's go!

538
00:19:28,342 --> 00:19:29,473
It's close.

539
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,432
Way too close to be comfortable.

540
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:34,565
The Clean Sweep are lookinglike dust mops right now.

541
00:19:34,696 --> 00:19:35,871
[whistle blowing]

542
00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:37,742
That's what I thought.

543
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,527
That's what I thought.

544
00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:40,484
OK, guys.

545
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,965
Huddle up.

546
00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,184
Willie.

547
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:45,707
Don't foul.

548
00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:47,056
Your man does not missfrom the free throw line.

549
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:47,926
Barry.

550
00:19:48,057 --> 00:19:49,493
Walter.

551
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,366
If we get the ball, I'mgonna hit you at half court.

552
00:19:52,496 --> 00:19:53,236
Dish off to TJ.
TJ.

553
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:54,150
Barry.

554
00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:55,630
Don't take the three.

555
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,109
Take it all the way
to the cup, baby.

556
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,023
Barry.

557
00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,416
- Draw the foul.
- Barry.

558
00:19:59,547 --> 00:20:00,939
What?

559
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,463
I-- I just want you toknow, if you need a rest,

560
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,116
I'm fresh as a daisy.

561
00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,989
My fingers are just achingfor that high arching three

562
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:08,817
pointer.

563
00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:10,079
Ah, that's OK, Ernest.

564
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,036
Save you for over time.

565
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,171
Shrewd.

566
00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:17,086
Very strategic.

567
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,654
Well, I'll be your
secret weapon.

568
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:24,093
I'll just sit over here onthe bench like a quiet cobra,

569
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,313
throbbing with power.

570
00:20:26,443 --> 00:20:29,185
[purring]

571
00:20:31,753 --> 00:20:33,363
ANNOUNCER: It's anybody's game.

572
00:20:33,494 --> 00:20:35,583
It's been a touch and
go game since the start,

573
00:20:35,713 --> 00:20:37,976
but the Clean Sweep areplaying like the true athletes

574
00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:42,503
they are, and I definitely
like true blue athletes.

575
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,200
Beautiful.

576
00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:46,246
The Clean Sweep leading byone with only 10 seconds left.

577
00:20:48,944 --> 00:20:50,467
The Crater Construction
work the ball,

578
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,730
and the clock is ticking down.

579
00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:54,123
Here they come.

580
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:58,954
This is critical for
Crater Construction.

581
00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:01,913
[whistles blowing]

582
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:04,873
Technical foul.
Sweep.

583
00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:05,787
Two shots.

584
00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:07,005
No, no, ref.

585
00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:08,180
He's not with us.
He's a mascot.

586
00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:09,312
He's not even
from this planet.

587
00:21:09,443 --> 00:21:10,835
He's wearing your uniform.

588
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:13,098
That's a technical foulcalled on the Clean Sweep.

589
00:21:13,229 --> 00:21:14,099
That's it, Ernest.

590
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,449
Come on, man.
- Hey, no.

591
00:21:15,579 --> 00:21:16,276
Yo, TJ.
[shouting]

592
00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:17,364
Come on.
Let's go!

593
00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:18,713
It's a technical.
Let's go.

594
00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:20,236
What is he doing
playing with the balls?

595
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,193
That's all right.

596
00:21:21,324 --> 00:21:32,161
[whistle blowing]

597
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,164
[applause]

598
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,165
Yeah.

599
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,035
Yeah.

600
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:48,090
Yeah!

601
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:51,093
[applause]

602
00:21:58,709 --> 00:22:00,407
ANNOUNCER: And
there's the buzzer.

603
00:22:00,537 --> 00:22:05,412
In a bizarre ending, the
Clean Sweep lose by one.

604
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:08,023
But it's a double eliminationtournament, so don't

605
00:22:08,153 --> 00:22:09,938
throw in the towel yet.

606
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:12,027
Good night from WUSH.

607
00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:18,990
You made us look bad.

608
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:19,904
I'm sorry.

609
00:22:20,035 --> 00:22:20,818
I--

610
00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:24,039
I told you, Barry.

611
00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:32,308
Are you just lucky, oris that a God given talent?

612
00:22:32,439 --> 00:22:33,309
It was an accident.

613
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,615
Save it.

614
00:22:34,745 --> 00:22:35,616
The towel--

615
00:22:35,746 --> 00:22:36,921
Ernest.

616
00:22:37,052 --> 00:22:38,662
Even I find this irritating.

617
00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:42,536
I'm sorry.

618
00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:46,714
Barry--

619
00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:47,889
I know, Ernest.

620
00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:48,846
You let me down, man.

621
00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:50,413
That's all.

622
00:22:50,544 --> 00:22:53,764
I gave you a uniform andyou lost the game for us,

623
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:54,809
and you didn't even play.

624
00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:03,165
I've got more lemonade,
and-- and I had double

625
00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:04,340
prints made of those pictures.

626
00:23:04,471 --> 00:23:07,169
I--

627
00:23:07,299 --> 00:23:08,692
[door closing]

628
00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:12,174
[music playing]

629
00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:32,542
Gosh.

630
00:23:32,673 --> 00:23:35,502
I just wanted to
be one of the guys.

631
00:23:35,632 --> 00:23:37,678
Part of the team.

632
00:23:37,808 --> 00:23:42,160
Maybe go out for a pizza
after the big game,

633
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:45,468
talk about super plays.

634
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:47,949
Talk stats and belch out loud.

635
00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:50,430
That kind of a thing.

636
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,651
But I guess it was
never meant to be.

637
00:23:54,782 --> 00:23:56,827
Why me, Lord?
Why me?

638
00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:58,046
[thunder rumbling]

639
00:23:58,176 --> 00:24:00,135
MAN: Good question.

640
00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:01,876
Why you?

641
00:24:02,006 --> 00:24:04,139
Who are you?

642
00:24:04,269 --> 00:24:05,923
I'm the archangel
of basketball.

643
00:24:08,926 --> 00:24:11,233
Angel?

644
00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:12,582
Angel?

645
00:24:12,713 --> 00:24:13,670
You mean like the
little guy with wings

646
00:24:13,801 --> 00:24:14,628
and the bow and arrow.

647
00:24:14,758 --> 00:24:15,498
No, man.

648
00:24:15,629 --> 00:24:17,805
That's Cupid.

649
00:24:17,935 --> 00:24:19,067
This has got to be a mistake.

650
00:24:19,197 --> 00:24:19,981
I got the wrong dude.

651
00:24:20,111 --> 00:24:22,374
[thunder rumbling]

652
00:24:22,505 --> 00:24:24,289
Wait a minute.

653
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,335
The archangel of basketball.

654
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,205
Oh no.

655
00:24:27,336 --> 00:24:28,163
This is it.

656
00:24:28,293 --> 00:24:29,730
The big one.

657
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:32,210
I've committed a grievoussin against basketball

658
00:24:32,341 --> 00:24:35,170
that you've been sent here totake me out of the big game,

659
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,519
for good.

660
00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:39,348
One technical foul
and I'm a dead man.

661
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,958
Get a grip, man.

662
00:24:41,089 --> 00:24:42,743
You're not dead.

663
00:24:42,873 --> 00:24:44,875
God doesn't take peopleout for a technical foul.

664
00:24:45,006 --> 00:24:46,181
Look.

665
00:24:46,311 --> 00:24:48,705
How long have you
been playing ball?

666
00:24:48,836 --> 00:24:49,793
Hour, hour and a half.

667
00:24:53,057 --> 00:24:55,799
I was supposed to deliveryou a pair of shoes,

668
00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,627
but these definitely
aren't your shoes.

669
00:24:57,758 --> 00:24:59,107
[thunder cracking]

670
00:24:59,237 --> 00:25:00,195
All right, all right.

671
00:25:00,325 --> 00:25:01,762
I'll give him the shoes.

672
00:25:01,892 --> 00:25:02,719
Here.

673
00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:03,894
Enjoy the shoes.

674
00:25:04,025 --> 00:25:04,765
Thanks.

675
00:25:09,334 --> 00:25:11,511
Remember one thing, Ernest.

676
00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:13,643
Don't misuse the shoes.

677
00:25:13,774 --> 00:25:14,514
Right.

678
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,223
I wonder where Barry
and them got that guy.

679
00:25:32,227 --> 00:25:33,358
OK.

680
00:25:33,489 --> 00:25:34,925
You can come out now.

681
00:25:35,056 --> 00:25:35,926
Ha ha.

682
00:25:36,057 --> 00:25:36,884
Very funny.

683
00:25:37,014 --> 00:25:37,754
I get it.

684
00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:39,190
Team initiation.

685
00:25:39,321 --> 00:25:40,844
Yeah.

686
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:43,891
Now it's time to blindfoldold Ernest and paddle him.

687
00:25:44,021 --> 00:25:45,240
Well, fun's over.

688
00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:46,154
I'm out of here.

689
00:25:46,284 --> 00:25:47,068
I'm leaving.

690
00:26:02,474 --> 00:26:05,347
[music playing]

691
00:26:56,354 --> 00:26:57,704
[rumbling]

692
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,233
[squeaking]

693
00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:08,192
[grunting]

694
00:27:22,424 --> 00:27:23,164
Ah!

695
00:27:23,294 --> 00:27:25,645
[squeaking]

696
00:27:37,918 --> 00:27:39,136
Hold it.
Hold it.

697
00:27:39,267 --> 00:27:40,790
Hold it.

698
00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:44,707
Let's just go through oneshoe at a time, shall we?

699
00:27:44,838 --> 00:27:46,187
OK.

700
00:27:46,317 --> 00:27:48,711
[squeaking]

701
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:52,628
Thank you.

702
00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:54,195
[squeaking]

703
00:27:54,325 --> 00:27:55,109
Clutch.

704
00:27:55,239 --> 00:27:56,110
No, no.

705
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,198
No, I'll steer.

706
00:27:57,328 --> 00:27:58,155
Let me steer.
No, clutch.

707
00:27:58,286 --> 00:27:59,113
No, clutch.

708
00:27:59,243 --> 00:28:00,070
Don't stop, brake.

709
00:28:00,201 --> 00:28:00,984
No, clutch.

710
00:28:01,115 --> 00:28:03,291
Brake, brake, brake.

711
00:28:03,421 --> 00:28:04,814
Stop.
Brake.

712
00:28:04,945 --> 00:28:05,728
Clutch.

713
00:28:05,859 --> 00:28:07,687
OK, out of the car.

714
00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:08,557
Out.

715
00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:14,911
Will you guys make up your mind?

716
00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:16,304
Who's gonna drive?

717
00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:18,045
You operate the gas,
you operate the brake,

718
00:28:18,175 --> 00:28:20,003
but not at the same time.

719
00:28:20,134 --> 00:28:21,091
Ugh.

720
00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:22,005
Come on, you guys.

721
00:28:22,136 --> 00:28:24,573
Don't get ahead of me.

722
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,879
Come on.

723
00:28:26,009 --> 00:28:27,489
I feel like I'm in
a Gene Kelly movie.

724
00:28:27,619 --> 00:28:28,403
No.

725
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:29,621
[squeaking]

726
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:32,494
Hold on, you guys,
I'll let you in.

727
00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:33,887
I know the guy that lives here.

728
00:28:34,017 --> 00:28:35,062
Come on.

729
00:28:35,192 --> 00:28:37,978
I'm gonna have to
paint that door.

730
00:28:38,108 --> 00:28:40,676
[muttering]

731
00:28:45,812 --> 00:28:49,859
I know the three of us havehad a long and tiring day,

732
00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:52,688
and I, for one, could
use a little shut eye.

733
00:28:52,819 --> 00:28:54,429
With your cooperation--
[squeak]

734
00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:55,386
Thank you.

735
00:28:58,433 --> 00:28:59,782
Ah.

736
00:28:59,913 --> 00:29:02,306
Well, now I'll just pop
these puppies off, and--

737
00:29:02,437 --> 00:29:05,179
[grunting]

738
00:29:06,789 --> 00:29:09,531
[squeaking]

739
00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:13,100
Stay ON.

740
00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:14,666
Look, you TWO.

741
00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,930
I'm going to sleep
now and my legs

742
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:17,844
are going to sleep with me.

743
00:29:17,974 --> 00:29:18,758
You understand?

744
00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:20,498
[squeaking]

745
00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:28,811
Thank you.

746
00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:41,650
[snoring]

747
00:29:42,738 --> 00:29:44,348
Ah!

748
00:29:44,479 --> 00:29:45,219
Ow!

749
00:29:48,048 --> 00:29:50,572
[grunting]

750
00:29:52,052 --> 00:29:52,792
Oh.

751
00:29:56,056 --> 00:29:57,100
QUINCY: Wow.

752
00:29:57,231 --> 00:29:59,276
If I just had those shoes.

753
00:29:59,407 --> 00:30:01,104
Hey, boy.

754
00:30:01,235 --> 00:30:02,758
I say, I say boy.

755
00:30:02,889 --> 00:30:03,890
Hey dad.

756
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,500
Hey, dad.

757
00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:06,718
Yeah.

758
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:09,809
Can I have some new shoes?

759
00:30:09,939 --> 00:30:11,332
Son, I just bought
you new basketball

760
00:30:11,462 --> 00:30:12,812
shoes two months ago.

761
00:30:12,942 --> 00:30:14,944
Yeah, but I want
some new ones.

762
00:30:15,075 --> 00:30:15,989
Utopian Flights.

763
00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:18,121
They've gone all over the mall.

764
00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:22,082
Those $250 pair
of showboat shoes.

765
00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:24,519
You think they're gonna makeyou a better player, don't you?

766
00:30:24,649 --> 00:30:26,651
No, but they'll
give me an edge.

767
00:30:26,782 --> 00:30:29,002
An edge?

768
00:30:29,132 --> 00:30:30,568
You know what gives you
an edge, little man?

769
00:30:30,699 --> 00:30:31,482
Huh?

770
00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:32,396
Hard work.

771
00:30:32,527 --> 00:30:34,703
Hard work and practice.

772
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,401
Yeah right.

773
00:30:37,532 --> 00:30:39,055
So you worked hard.

774
00:30:39,186 --> 00:30:40,578
You played every day
of your life, I bet.

775
00:30:40,709 --> 00:30:43,755
Yeah, guess I have.

776
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,018
So where did it get you?

777
00:30:48,673 --> 00:30:49,674
Listen.

778
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:52,242
I made a mistake, all right?

779
00:30:52,373 --> 00:30:56,203
I could've played collegeball and I could've gone pro.

780
00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,595
Listen to me when
I'm talking to you.

781
00:30:57,726 --> 00:30:58,466
But I messed up.

782
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,558
I dropped out of school, andI didn't get an education,

783
00:31:03,688 --> 00:31:05,125
and that was it.

784
00:31:05,255 --> 00:31:07,997
So because you messedup, I can't get the shoes?

785
00:31:08,128 --> 00:31:09,477
No.

786
00:31:09,607 --> 00:31:11,131
No.

787
00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:14,699
Because I messed up,
you can't mess up.

788
00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:16,005
Thinking you need
things you don't.

789
00:31:16,136 --> 00:31:17,441
You're listening to
the wrong people, son.

790
00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:23,534
When you're older,
you'll understand.

791
00:31:23,665 --> 00:31:26,407
When I'm older, I'll
end up just like you.

792
00:31:26,537 --> 00:31:28,844
MAN [ON TV]: Now let's
go to our sports center.

793
00:31:28,975 --> 00:31:30,454
REPORTER [ON TV]: And theHornets announced today

794
00:31:30,585 --> 00:31:32,282
that they will
play a very unusual

795
00:31:32,413 --> 00:31:34,067
exhibition game in two weeks.

796
00:31:34,197 --> 00:31:35,807
The general manager
revealed plans

797
00:31:35,938 --> 00:31:38,245
to play an exhibition
game against the winner

798
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:40,160
of a City League tournament.

799
00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:41,813
Some of the City
League players have

800
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:44,512
got pro league caliber
talent, but these boys

801
00:31:44,642 --> 00:31:45,905
don't play for money.

802
00:31:46,035 --> 00:31:47,645
They play for blood.

803
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:51,171
The NBA meets the streets, andI'll be there with bells on.

804
00:31:51,301 --> 00:31:52,128
Did you hear that?

805
00:31:52,259 --> 00:31:53,651
Did you hear that?

806
00:31:53,782 --> 00:31:55,436
The Hornets are gonna playthe City League champs.

807
00:31:55,566 --> 00:31:57,525
Hey!

808
00:31:57,655 --> 00:32:00,310
I'll finally get a chance toplay in front of the pros.

809
00:32:00,441 --> 00:32:01,181
I gotta call the guys.

810
00:32:01,311 --> 00:32:02,138
Jackie.

811
00:32:02,269 --> 00:32:03,270
Jackie!

812
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,706
Hey, hey!

813
00:32:04,836 --> 00:32:06,926
Chance to play the pros, man.

814
00:32:07,056 --> 00:32:08,362
Oh yeah, baby.

815
00:32:08,492 --> 00:32:11,539
And I'm finally gonna
get some competition.

816
00:32:11,669 --> 00:32:12,670
Why y'all so chipper?

817
00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:14,411
We ain't gonna make it.

818
00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:15,847
- What do you mean?
- Yo.

819
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:17,632
What's up with you, Barry, huh?

820
00:32:17,762 --> 00:32:20,026
Did you forget that 150 poundscrawny, Gilligan looking dodo

821
00:32:20,156 --> 00:32:21,679
bird you saddled us up with?

822
00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:22,593
I can deal with him.

823
00:32:22,724 --> 00:32:23,855
Yeah?

824
00:32:23,986 --> 00:32:25,727
Like you dealt with
him last night?

825
00:32:25,857 --> 00:32:27,120
Where is Ernest, anyway?

826
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,817
I guess the brother's
afraid to show, huh?

827
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,340
Yeah.

828
00:32:30,471 --> 00:32:31,385
Well, he better be if heknow what's good for him.

829
00:32:31,515 --> 00:32:32,647
[squeaking]

830
00:32:32,777 --> 00:32:34,257
Right behind you.

831
00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:35,128
I'm right with you.

832
00:32:35,258 --> 00:32:35,998
Hang on.

833
00:32:39,654 --> 00:32:40,394
OK.

834
00:32:40,524 --> 00:32:41,525
I'm here.

835
00:32:41,656 --> 00:32:42,526
Now what?

836
00:32:42,657 --> 00:32:43,440
[vrooming]

837
00:32:43,571 --> 00:32:44,354
Come on.

838
00:32:44,485 --> 00:32:45,486
Be reasonable.

839
00:32:45,616 --> 00:32:47,053
It's dark, it's cold, and I--

840
00:32:47,183 --> 00:32:48,358
I've gotta go to work.

841
00:32:48,489 --> 00:32:49,403
[whistling]

842
00:32:50,491 --> 00:32:53,276
[squeaking]

843
00:32:55,322 --> 00:32:56,105
OK.

844
00:33:00,501 --> 00:33:01,850
[squeaking]

845
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:02,851
[sneeze]

846
00:33:19,389 --> 00:33:21,783
Ya ha!

847
00:33:21,913 --> 00:33:22,784
[clang]

848
00:33:22,914 --> 00:33:25,743
[groaning]

849
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:41,455
I don't know how many moreof these personal appearances

850
00:33:41,585 --> 00:33:42,760
they want you to--

851
00:33:42,891 --> 00:33:43,631
Excuse me.

852
00:33:43,761 --> 00:33:44,545
I'll catch up.

853
00:33:48,723 --> 00:33:50,986
Well, hello there,
Ms. Terradiddle.

854
00:33:51,117 --> 00:33:52,205
Hi.

855
00:33:52,335 --> 00:33:53,728
You wanna buy a lottery ticket?

856
00:33:53,858 --> 00:33:54,946
You can make a lot of money.

857
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:55,860
Oh, really?

858
00:33:55,991 --> 00:33:56,861
Tell me.

859
00:33:56,992 --> 00:33:58,254
How does it work?

860
00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:01,779
Well, You see the
little waxy bit here?

861
00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:03,433
Well, if you rub
off two in a row,

862
00:34:03,564 --> 00:34:06,001
you get lots and lots of money.

863
00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:08,873
And if you rub off three in arow, you get even more money!

864
00:34:09,004 --> 00:34:09,787
[wicked laughter]

865
00:34:09,918 --> 00:34:10,701
Want one?

866
00:34:28,763 --> 00:34:29,546
Ernest.

867
00:34:29,677 --> 00:34:31,026
Where have you been?

868
00:34:31,157 --> 00:34:31,896
Sorry, Barry.

869
00:34:32,027 --> 00:34:33,072
Sorry, fellas.

870
00:34:33,202 --> 00:34:34,464
I-- I just had a--
a little trouble

871
00:34:34,595 --> 00:34:36,031
getting out of bed safely.

872
00:34:36,162 --> 00:34:36,901
Yo.

873
00:34:37,032 --> 00:34:38,207
Yo, fellas.

874
00:34:38,338 --> 00:34:39,513
Will you check out
homeboy's feet?

875
00:34:39,643 --> 00:34:41,080
Yo, Ernest.

876
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:43,038
You didn't pay $250 forthose shoes, did you, man?

877
00:34:43,169 --> 00:34:45,736
It seems as though
Ernest's economics have

878
00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,477
been significantly advanced.

879
00:34:47,608 --> 00:34:49,000
Uh, no.

880
00:34:49,131 --> 00:34:51,002
Actually, somebody
gave them to me.

881
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,482
I can't believe it.

882
00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:53,440
Heh.

883
00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,354
A grown man.

884
00:34:54,484 --> 00:34:55,833
You're as bad as my boy.

885
00:34:55,964 --> 00:34:57,270
All right, let's get started.

886
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,749
We got a half an hour
if we're gonna get out

887
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,795
of here in time for the game.

888
00:35:00,925 --> 00:35:02,362
Not tonight, you're not.

889
00:35:02,492 --> 00:35:04,581
Hey, Sarge.

890
00:35:04,712 --> 00:35:06,235
Uh, we got started
a little early.

891
00:35:06,366 --> 00:35:08,107
We got a game in the
City League tournament.

892
00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,892
Mr. Ellis said if thisplace doesn't shine like new,

893
00:35:11,022 --> 00:35:12,807
you guys are looking
for a new gig,

894
00:35:12,937 --> 00:35:16,071
and I don't think the CityLeague pays its players.

895
00:35:16,202 --> 00:35:17,507
Got you covered, Sarge.

896
00:35:17,638 --> 00:35:20,380
Like you had me covered
the other night, right?

897
00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:24,035
I'm going to eat, and when Iget back, if you're not here

898
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:27,082
and this mall isn't shining,don't bother coming in tomorrow

899
00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:28,997
because you've
lost your contract.

900
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,521
Do you understand, Barry?

901
00:35:31,652 --> 00:35:32,522
Yes, Sarge.

902
00:35:41,705 --> 00:35:42,489
I'm out of here.

903
00:35:42,619 --> 00:35:43,838
I ain't gotta take this.

904
00:35:43,968 --> 00:35:45,187
There's a million
jobs better than this.

905
00:35:45,318 --> 00:35:46,362
Yeah, you can do
anything you want, TJ,

906
00:35:46,493 --> 00:35:47,842
but I got a wife and a kid.- Yeah.

907
00:35:47,972 --> 00:35:49,409
We're gonna miss the game.What about that?

908
00:35:49,539 --> 00:35:50,497
What?
You wanna forfeit?

909
00:35:50,627 --> 00:35:53,413
This is totally unexpected.

910
00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:54,327
I've got an idea.

911
00:35:54,457 --> 00:35:55,284
I'll stay.

912
00:35:55,415 --> 00:35:56,677
I'll finish up.

913
00:35:56,807 --> 00:35:58,069
Your ideas are getting
better, my brother.

914
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,462
Yeah.

915
00:35:59,593 --> 00:36:00,550
We'd be killing two
birds with one stone.

916
00:36:00,681 --> 00:36:04,119
Yeah he stays,
we play, we win.

917
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,687
Mhm.

918
00:36:06,817 --> 00:36:08,384
You can't do this on your own.

919
00:36:08,515 --> 00:36:09,994
I won't let you
down this time, Barry.

920
00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:11,779
It'll be clean, I guarantee it.

921
00:36:11,909 --> 00:36:14,042
And the team needs
to win this one.

922
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:14,912
Come on, man.

923
00:36:15,043 --> 00:36:15,826
Really.

924
00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:21,963
- Let's do it.
- Aw, yeah.

925
00:36:22,093 --> 00:36:23,182
That's what I'm talking about.

926
00:36:27,055 --> 00:36:28,317
I'm counting on you, Ernest.

927
00:36:31,407 --> 00:36:34,062
[squeaking]

928
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:34,976
What was that?

929
00:36:35,106 --> 00:36:36,064
Oh, don't worry, Barry.

930
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:37,021
Everything's under control.

931
00:36:42,113 --> 00:36:44,072
Don't ever do that again.

932
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,205
If they hear you talking tome or me talking to you--

933
00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:47,206
[squeaking]

934
00:36:47,336 --> 00:36:50,209
Oh, uh, hi, Ms. Terradiddle.

935
00:36:50,339 --> 00:36:54,430
Just doing some yoga stretches,you know, for the team.

936
00:36:54,561 --> 00:36:57,346
Well, uh, going home
for the evening, huh?

937
00:36:57,477 --> 00:36:58,217
Yeah.

938
00:36:58,347 --> 00:37:00,958
Going home, Ernest.

939
00:37:01,089 --> 00:37:04,571
You, uh-- you thinking aboutgoing to see the guys play?

940
00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:06,355
Well, I don't
really like basketball

941
00:37:06,486 --> 00:37:08,183
that much, Ernest,
unless there's somebody

942
00:37:08,314 --> 00:37:10,751
playing who I really like.

943
00:37:10,881 --> 00:37:12,448
Um, say.

944
00:37:12,579 --> 00:37:14,711
How come you're not
playing, Ernest?

945
00:37:14,842 --> 00:37:17,845
Well, uh, I'm kind
of a secret weapon.

946
00:37:17,975 --> 00:37:19,890
They, uh-- they hold me
back until the stakes

947
00:37:20,021 --> 00:37:21,544
get really high.

948
00:37:21,675 --> 00:37:24,243
It's just City League, you know.

949
00:37:24,373 --> 00:37:26,288
It just seems more
fair that way.

950
00:37:26,419 --> 00:37:27,681
Kind of evens it up,
know what I mean?

951
00:37:27,811 --> 00:37:28,812
Yeah.

952
00:37:28,943 --> 00:37:31,162
I guess so.

953
00:37:31,293 --> 00:37:32,338
See you later, Ernest.

954
00:37:32,468 --> 00:37:33,861
Bye.

955
00:37:33,991 --> 00:37:36,777
Bye, Ms. Terradiddle.

956
00:37:36,907 --> 00:37:37,691
We'll do lunch.

957
00:37:49,964 --> 00:37:50,791
Hm.
Hm.

958
00:37:50,921 --> 00:37:51,792
Ha.
Hm.

959
00:37:51,922 --> 00:37:52,662
Hm.

960
00:37:58,189 --> 00:38:00,061
[FRENCH ACCENT] Oh, Erma.

961
00:38:00,191 --> 00:38:07,286
From the moment we met, I knewit would just be me and you.

962
00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:16,295
Trying to play hard to get, huh?

963
00:38:16,425 --> 00:38:18,297
[laughing]

964
00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:22,562
Ah, sweet heart.

965
00:38:22,692 --> 00:38:24,912
They're playing our song.

966
00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:29,786
The one we danced to in thatsmoke little club in Tangiers.

967
00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:31,048
Come.

968
00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:34,400
Let's dance like
there's no tomorrow.

969
00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:37,316
[humming]

970
00:38:48,892 --> 00:38:50,807
Oh, Erma.

971
00:38:50,938 --> 00:38:57,292
You, burning with desire,and I, alone, heartbroken,

972
00:38:57,423 --> 00:39:00,469
scrubbing an empty mall.

973
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,429
LOVE: And there's the tip off.

974
00:39:03,559 --> 00:39:07,346
The Clean Sweep are apicture of form and grace

975
00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:09,348
as they put the first
points on the board.

976
00:39:09,478 --> 00:39:10,218
Yes!

977
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,176
Ha ha!

978
00:39:12,307 --> 00:39:15,136
[shouting]

979
00:39:20,141 --> 00:39:21,098
Yes.

980
00:39:21,229 --> 00:39:22,056
I do windows.

981
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:39,726
The secret of
success is the polish

982
00:39:39,856 --> 00:39:41,249
and the power in the player.

983
00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:46,559
And the hang time.

984
00:39:51,085 --> 00:39:52,695
Oh yeah.

985
00:39:52,826 --> 00:39:54,654
LOVE: The Hackmore Antiqueslook like little old ladies

986
00:39:54,784 --> 00:39:58,266
out there against theslammin', jammin' Clean Sweep.

987
00:39:58,397 --> 00:39:59,180
Dr. Love.

988
00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,616
This is for you, baby.

989
00:40:00,747 --> 00:40:02,052
Come on, Willy.

990
00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:03,010
Take them, Willy.

991
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:04,533
Take them.

992
00:40:04,664 --> 00:40:06,492
Oh.

993
00:40:06,622 --> 00:40:08,885
[buzzer]

994
00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:15,805
Come on.

995
00:40:15,936 --> 00:40:16,719
Ow.

996
00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:22,333
Barry.

997
00:40:22,464 --> 00:40:24,466
I can't let that man
play the second half.

998
00:40:24,597 --> 00:40:27,774
Find another player or youforfeit, you understand?

999
00:40:27,904 --> 00:40:29,036
OK, Jack.

1000
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:29,950
OK.

1001
00:40:39,350 --> 00:40:41,440
I don't believe it.

1002
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:46,009
They don't call us the
Clean Sweep for nothing.

1003
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,054
I feel like slapping you.

1004
00:40:47,184 --> 00:40:48,098
Ah.

1005
00:40:48,229 --> 00:40:49,186
What do you wanna forfeit?

1006
00:40:49,317 --> 00:40:50,840
What else are we gonna do?

1007
00:40:50,971 --> 00:40:52,059
Hey.

1008
00:40:52,189 --> 00:40:53,495
You guys you're winning.
- Ernest.

1009
00:40:53,626 --> 00:40:54,801
What are you doing here?

1010
00:40:54,931 --> 00:40:56,063
You're supposed to
be back at the mall

1011
00:40:56,193 --> 00:40:57,934
working to cover for us.
- I finished.

1012
00:40:58,065 --> 00:40:59,588
- Yeah, right.
- No, really.

1013
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:00,502
Sarge came back.

1014
00:41:00,633 --> 00:41:01,677
He was impressed.

1015
00:41:01,808 --> 00:41:03,897
Ernest, I trusted you, man.

1016
00:41:04,027 --> 00:41:06,290
I wouldn't let
you down, Barry.

1017
00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:07,248
I don't believe this.

1018
00:41:07,378 --> 00:41:08,118
Wait a minute.

1019
00:41:08,249 --> 00:41:09,163
Play Ernest.

1020
00:41:09,293 --> 00:41:11,165
He's a registered player.

1021
00:41:11,295 --> 00:41:12,906
- I'd rather forfeit.
- Look, Barry.

1022
00:41:13,036 --> 00:41:14,298
You gotta play him.

1023
00:41:14,429 --> 00:41:16,387
If he left the mall,
you lost your contract.

1024
00:41:16,518 --> 00:41:17,780
You wanna lose the game too?

1025
00:41:17,911 --> 00:41:19,739
B-- Barry, look.
It won't work.

1026
00:41:19,869 --> 00:41:20,914
How we gonna win with an Ernest?

1027
00:41:21,044 --> 00:41:22,306
It's gotta work.

1028
00:41:22,437 --> 00:41:23,177
It'll work.

1029
00:41:26,397 --> 00:41:28,965
If I put you in the game, youpromise to stay out of the way?

1030
00:41:29,096 --> 00:41:30,184
Your wish is my command.

1031
00:41:30,314 --> 00:41:31,925
[buzzer]

1032
00:41:32,055 --> 00:41:32,795
There's the buzzer.

1033
00:41:36,103 --> 00:41:36,799
Let's play ball.

1034
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:48,071
So is it forfeit, captain?

1035
00:41:48,202 --> 00:41:49,333
No, sir.

1036
00:41:49,464 --> 00:41:51,074
Our sixth man showed up.

1037
00:41:53,816 --> 00:41:55,557
Let's play ball.

1038
00:41:55,688 --> 00:41:59,561
ANNOUNCER: William Bacon hasjoined me on the WUSH mic.

1039
00:41:59,692 --> 00:42:03,043
His substitute is an
Ernest P. Worrell.

1040
00:42:03,173 --> 00:42:06,829
At 5 foot 9 and 143 pounds,he's averaged no points,

1041
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,397
no rebounds, and no steals.

1042
00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,921
And one technical foul.

1043
00:42:12,052 --> 00:42:12,966
OK, fellas.

1044
00:42:13,096 --> 00:42:14,141
Let's have a good clean half.

1045
00:42:14,271 --> 00:42:15,316
28, watch the handshakes.Ready?

1046
00:42:15,446 --> 00:42:16,186
Whoa.
Whoa.

1047
00:42:16,317 --> 00:42:17,100
Whoa.

1048
00:42:23,629 --> 00:42:24,499
OK, Ernest.

1049
00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:25,979
I want you to stand right here.

1050
00:42:26,109 --> 00:42:27,284
I don't want you
to touch the ball.

1051
00:42:27,415 --> 00:42:28,329
I don't want you to do anything.

1052
00:42:28,459 --> 00:42:29,504
OK?

1053
00:42:29,635 --> 00:42:31,941
Explaino comprendo,
El Capitano.

1054
00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:41,647
Ready, captain?

1055
00:42:41,777 --> 00:42:43,518
Let's play.

1056
00:42:43,649 --> 00:42:45,433
ANNOUNCER: And
there's the tip-off.

1057
00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:47,130
TJ: Get it, Ernest.
Get it, Ernest!

1058
00:42:47,261 --> 00:42:47,827
Get!
- Ernest.

1059
00:42:47,957 --> 00:42:48,828
Ernest.

1060
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,917
Why didn't you get the Ball?

1061
00:42:51,047 --> 00:42:52,309
You told me not to touch it.

1062
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,355
Well, I know I said not--

1063
00:42:54,485 --> 00:42:56,618
I mean-- look.

1064
00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:57,924
If the loose ball
comes to you again,

1065
00:42:58,054 --> 00:42:59,578
just pick it up and
throw it back to me.

1066
00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,057
OK?

1067
00:43:01,188 --> 00:43:03,930
Clever.

1068
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:06,280
[purring]

1069
00:43:06,410 --> 00:43:07,194
REF: Red ball, out of bounds.

1070
00:43:07,324 --> 00:43:08,151
[whistle blowing]

1071
00:43:08,282 --> 00:43:10,893
[shouting]

1072
00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:14,462
ANNOUNCER: HackmoreAntiques brings the ball in.

1073
00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:17,378
It's one try at the hole,
a miss, and there it is.

1074
00:43:17,508 --> 00:43:20,642
Two points for RaymondBoyd of the Hackmore team.

1075
00:43:20,773 --> 00:43:24,124
This game has been
a seesaw of points

1076
00:43:24,254 --> 00:43:28,563
as each team struggles
to edge the other out.

1077
00:43:28,694 --> 00:43:30,086
There's the throw in.

1078
00:43:30,217 --> 00:43:32,088
The pass way down court.

1079
00:43:32,219 --> 00:43:33,133
It glides us off to number 17.

1080
00:43:33,263 --> 00:43:34,003
It's up.

1081
00:43:34,134 --> 00:43:35,004
Wham!

1082
00:43:35,135 --> 00:43:36,527
[squeaking]

1083
00:43:50,106 --> 00:43:51,020
Barry, come on.
Come on.

1084
00:43:51,151 --> 00:43:51,891
Oh yeah.

1085
00:43:55,546 --> 00:43:58,375
[cheering]

1086
00:43:58,506 --> 00:43:59,899
Did you see that?

1087
00:44:00,029 --> 00:44:00,856
All right!

1088
00:44:04,468 --> 00:44:06,383
Wow.

1089
00:44:06,514 --> 00:44:07,863
TJ: Let's go baby.
Let's go baby.

1090
00:44:07,994 --> 00:44:08,864
D it up.
D it up.

1091
00:44:08,995 --> 00:44:09,735
D it up.

1092
00:44:09,865 --> 00:44:11,867
D it up!

1093
00:44:11,998 --> 00:44:13,086
I'll get it, Barry.

1094
00:44:22,312 --> 00:44:23,096
Thanks.

1095
00:44:23,226 --> 00:44:24,097
My pleasure.

1096
00:44:28,231 --> 00:44:32,061
Yo, way to go, Ernest.

1097
00:44:32,192 --> 00:44:33,062
Yo.

1098
00:44:33,193 --> 00:44:34,063
Go Ernest!

1099
00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:43,551
Get it, Ernest!
Get it!

1100
00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:44,421
OK.

1101
00:44:53,387 --> 00:44:54,780
[applause]

1102
00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:55,781
Yes, Ernest!

1103
00:44:55,911 --> 00:44:57,217
Yes, Ernest!

1104
00:44:57,347 --> 00:45:00,742
[cheering]

1105
00:45:00,873 --> 00:45:02,265
You have to see
this man to believe--

1106
00:45:02,396 --> 00:45:04,746
Yes, uh, Ernest P.
Wall is only 5 foot 9--

1107
00:45:04,877 --> 00:45:07,706
Is nothing short
of phenomenal!

1108
00:45:07,836 --> 00:45:10,709
[shouting]

1109
00:45:10,839 --> 00:45:11,797
Go for it, Ernest.

1110
00:45:11,927 --> 00:45:12,711
Really?

1111
00:45:29,336 --> 00:45:30,119
Yes!

1112
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,033
Go Ernest!

1113
00:45:31,164 --> 00:45:32,078
You're the best, man!

1114
00:45:51,662 --> 00:45:53,099
[buzzing]

1115
00:45:53,229 --> 00:45:54,578
ANNOUNCER: There's thebuzzer, and that's the game.

1116
00:45:54,709 --> 00:45:56,537
The Clean Sweep has made
a marvelous comeback.

1117
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:59,496
Yes.

1118
00:45:59,627 --> 00:46:00,497
Yes, Ernest.

1119
00:46:08,244 --> 00:46:09,637
Way to go, Ernest!

1120
00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:11,160
Where'd you learn how
to play like that?

1121
00:46:11,291 --> 00:46:11,987
She's here.

1122
00:46:15,338 --> 00:46:16,339
She came.

1123
00:46:16,470 --> 00:46:17,340
Ernest, come on, man.
Come on.

1124
00:46:17,471 --> 00:46:18,211
Let's go.

1125
00:46:18,341 --> 00:46:19,865
Come on, man.

1126
00:46:19,995 --> 00:46:20,735
Ernest.

1127
00:46:20,866 --> 00:46:23,607
You're the best!

1128
00:46:23,738 --> 00:46:26,610
Hey, Uncle Walter.

1129
00:46:26,741 --> 00:46:28,177
Give me some right there, Dad.

1130
00:46:28,308 --> 00:46:31,354
All right, pumpkin head.

1131
00:46:31,485 --> 00:46:32,747
Who was that doing
all the jumping?

1132
00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:34,227
Ernest.

1133
00:46:34,357 --> 00:46:36,795
Did you see what he did?

1134
00:46:36,925 --> 00:46:38,057
He's incredible, isn't he?

1135
00:46:38,187 --> 00:46:39,014
Yes.

1136
00:46:39,145 --> 00:46:40,755
Quite, quite unique.

1137
00:46:40,886 --> 00:46:43,497
He must have something
very special.

1138
00:46:43,627 --> 00:46:44,498
I wonder what it is.

1139
00:46:50,069 --> 00:46:50,896
[WHISPERING] The shoes.

1140
00:46:59,295 --> 00:47:00,601
Ernest.

1141
00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:01,863
I've always thought you
were a dumb redneck.

1142
00:47:01,994 --> 00:47:02,951
Always.

1143
00:47:03,082 --> 00:47:04,474
But let me tell you something.

1144
00:47:04,605 --> 00:47:06,346
You one dumb redneck whocan play some ball, baby.

1145
00:47:06,476 --> 00:47:07,608
Good game, Ernest!

1146
00:47:07,738 --> 00:47:08,783
Thanks, TJ.

1147
00:47:08,914 --> 00:47:10,611
Ernest, you were
awesome, dude.

1148
00:47:10,741 --> 00:47:12,308
That last shot was incredible.

1149
00:47:12,439 --> 00:47:14,354
Well, thanks, Quincy, but Ilearned that watching your dad.

1150
00:47:14,484 --> 00:47:16,704
[knocking]
- Excuse me, fellas.

1151
00:47:16,835 --> 00:47:18,184
I don't mean to interrupt.

1152
00:47:18,314 --> 00:47:22,057
I just wanted to say
good game, Mr. Worrell.

1153
00:47:24,799 --> 00:47:27,497
I'm Zamiel Moloch,
and I believe that you

1154
00:47:27,628 --> 00:47:29,717
are extremely talented.

1155
00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:32,372
You have played one
interesting game, son,

1156
00:47:32,502 --> 00:47:37,507
and I think that you are goingto become a very wealthy man.

1157
00:47:37,638 --> 00:47:39,379
I'll be talking to you more.

1158
00:47:39,509 --> 00:47:46,952
I got my eye on you. s Oh, eh,looking forward to watching you

1159
00:47:47,082 --> 00:47:48,649
fellas play against
the Charlotte Hornets.

1160
00:47:48,779 --> 00:47:52,871
That is going to be one
very interesting game.

1161
00:47:53,001 --> 00:47:54,742
Congratulations.

1162
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,091
I'll see you later.

1163
00:47:58,572 --> 00:48:00,182
Hey, man.

1164
00:48:00,313 --> 00:48:01,662
I bet that was one of thosepro scouts or sports agents.

1165
00:48:01,792 --> 00:48:03,098
Looks like a sports
agent to me, Ernest.

1166
00:48:03,229 --> 00:48:03,969
Mhm.

1167
00:48:04,099 --> 00:48:05,318
And you know what?

1168
00:48:05,448 --> 00:48:06,754
He said he has his
eye on you, Ernest.

1169
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:07,929
- You.
- Yeah.

1170
00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:08,887
He did say that, didn't he?

1171
00:48:09,017 --> 00:48:10,671
Yeah.

1172
00:48:10,801 --> 00:48:12,325
Yeah, and he can't wait for usto shut down the Hornets, baby.

1173
00:48:12,455 --> 00:48:13,543
Shut them down.

1174
00:48:13,674 --> 00:48:15,023
Shut them-- shut them down.

1175
00:48:15,154 --> 00:48:15,937
Wicky, wicky, wicky.

1176
00:48:16,068 --> 00:48:17,330
Everybody just chill.

1177
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:19,985
We still gotta win
this tournament.

1178
00:48:20,115 --> 00:48:21,769
Just getting ahead
of yourselves.

1179
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,249
Ain't no stopping
the Clean Sweep,

1180
00:48:23,379 --> 00:48:25,729
Barry, now that we
got the redneck.

1181
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,296
Ah.

1182
00:48:27,427 --> 00:48:29,951
Now that we got Ernestslamming and jamming, baby.

1183
00:48:30,082 --> 00:48:31,213
Was I slamming and jamming?

1184
00:48:31,344 --> 00:48:32,345
You almost looked like me.

1185
00:48:32,475 --> 00:48:33,912
Hey, Ernest.

1186
00:48:34,042 --> 00:48:35,522
How about some of thatlemonade to celebrate with?

1187
00:48:35,652 --> 00:48:36,958
[laughing]

1188
00:48:37,089 --> 00:48:38,264
Yeah, the real stuff.

1189
00:48:38,394 --> 00:48:39,613
Not the mix.

1190
00:48:39,743 --> 00:48:41,920
The kind with the
peels floating in it.

1191
00:48:42,050 --> 00:48:42,790
Fresh.

1192
00:48:46,402 --> 00:48:47,534
Thanks.

1193
00:48:47,664 --> 00:48:48,448
OK.

1194
00:48:48,578 --> 00:48:49,536
One on one.

1195
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:50,929
Yeah!
- Yes.

1196
00:48:51,059 --> 00:48:52,147
Quincy, way to hit, babe.

1197
00:48:52,278 --> 00:48:53,714
You ain't seen nothing yet.

1198
00:48:53,844 --> 00:48:55,063
I'm just warming up.

1199
00:48:55,194 --> 00:48:56,673
Hey.

1200
00:48:56,804 --> 00:48:58,458
Pick that up again, and I'llshove it down your throat,

1201
00:48:58,588 --> 00:48:59,981
you little squirt.

1202
00:49:00,112 --> 00:49:01,504
KID: He's just a little boy.

1203
00:49:01,635 --> 00:49:02,941
Just leave him alone.

1204
00:49:07,119 --> 00:49:07,989
I told you.

1205
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,992
Don't mess with the big dog.

1206
00:49:11,123 --> 00:49:13,908
[music playing]

1207
00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:14,953
KID: I got a dollar.

1208
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:15,866
I got a dollar.

1209
00:49:15,997 --> 00:49:17,259
KID: I got two dollars.

1210
00:49:21,698 --> 00:49:22,786
ICE CREAM MAN: All righty.

1211
00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,136
Thanks.ICE CREAM MAN: Here you go.

1212
00:49:24,266 --> 00:49:25,180
- Thanks.
- Thanks.

1213
00:49:25,311 --> 00:49:26,616
Thanks.
ICE CREAM MAN: Yeah.

1214
00:49:26,747 --> 00:49:28,183
My pleasure.

1215
00:49:28,314 --> 00:49:30,055
You squirt.

1216
00:49:30,185 --> 00:49:32,318
And how about
you, little brother.

1217
00:49:32,448 --> 00:49:33,188
What do you want?

1218
00:49:39,455 --> 00:49:41,631
I want $250.

1219
00:49:41,762 --> 00:49:43,807
Let me rephrase that.

1220
00:49:43,938 --> 00:49:45,157
What do you need?

1221
00:49:45,287 --> 00:49:47,898
I need new shoes so
I can have the edge.

1222
00:49:48,029 --> 00:49:50,597
Maybe you should lookfor it in the right place.

1223
00:49:50,727 --> 00:49:52,120
Huh?

1224
00:49:52,251 --> 00:49:54,209
[music playing]

1225
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:55,123
[whistle blowing]

1226
00:49:55,254 --> 00:49:57,691
Come on.

1227
00:49:57,821 --> 00:49:58,561
Bring it home, baby.

1228
00:49:58,692 --> 00:49:59,562
Bring it home.

1229
00:49:59,693 --> 00:50:00,563
Go dad!

1230
00:50:03,653 --> 00:50:06,047
Go, baby.

1231
00:50:06,178 --> 00:50:07,527
Baby, yeah!

1232
00:50:07,657 --> 00:50:10,530
[cheering]

1233
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,793
LOVE: The Clean Sweepare chewing up the Kicker

1234
00:50:12,923 --> 00:50:14,273
Kids, smoking, and
spitting them out

1235
00:50:14,403 --> 00:50:16,449
in this one-sided competition.

1236
00:50:16,579 --> 00:50:17,493
Ernest!

1237
00:50:17,624 --> 00:50:19,495
I got it, at two!

1238
00:50:19,626 --> 00:50:21,932
LOVE: The Clean Sweep
are unstoppable.

1239
00:50:22,063 --> 00:50:22,933
Spin jam.

1240
00:50:23,064 --> 00:50:23,934
[giggling]

1241
00:50:24,065 --> 00:50:24,935
Coke, please.

1242
00:50:33,596 --> 00:50:34,336
Sir.

1243
00:50:41,474 --> 00:50:43,302
[grunting]

1244
00:50:47,436 --> 00:50:49,003
[whistle blowing]

1245
00:50:49,134 --> 00:50:51,701
LOVE: It's tiptoe throughthe tulips as the Clean Sweep

1246
00:50:51,832 --> 00:50:53,268
travel through the gardenof the Tulip Brothers'

1247
00:50:53,399 --> 00:50:55,227
failed defensive play.

1248
00:51:06,325 --> 00:51:08,805
The City League teams
keep falling away

1249
00:51:08,936 --> 00:51:10,633
as Ernest flies to
victory with the Clean

1250
00:51:10,764 --> 00:51:12,592
Sweep as the ground crew.

1251
00:51:16,291 --> 00:51:18,206
See if they don't have
a hot dog there, please.

1252
00:51:18,337 --> 00:51:19,077
Thanks.

1253
00:51:27,824 --> 00:51:28,564
Thanks.

1254
00:51:33,743 --> 00:51:35,093
LOVE: Welcome to
another Thursday night,

1255
00:51:35,223 --> 00:51:37,095
and the Clean Sweep
are at it again.

1256
00:51:42,317 --> 00:51:43,057
Woo hoo!

1257
00:51:51,283 --> 00:51:52,110
Yeah!

1258
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,025
Go Ernest, go Ernest, go!

1259
00:51:55,156 --> 00:51:56,810
LOVE: It looks
like in just a few

1260
00:51:56,940 --> 00:52:00,030
moments, that the Clean Sweepwill be off to play the pros!

1261
00:52:00,161 --> 00:52:01,031
[gasp]

1262
00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:08,604
Hang time.

1263
00:52:08,735 --> 00:52:11,999
LOVE: And the Clean Sweep winthe City League tournament!

1264
00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:15,045
[cheering]

1265
00:52:15,176 --> 00:52:19,006
They are the City
League champions!

1266
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:20,573
Big E!

1267
00:52:20,703 --> 00:52:21,487
Yeah, baby!

1268
00:52:21,617 --> 00:52:23,489
Yeah!

1269
00:52:23,619 --> 00:52:25,969
Yeah!

1270
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,538
Oh, yeah!

1271
00:52:29,669 --> 00:52:35,283
ERNEST: [SINGING] Our lovefesters like an open wound.

1272
00:52:35,414 --> 00:52:37,807
Don't call the doctor.

1273
00:52:37,938 --> 00:52:40,549
We'll be better soon.

1274
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,075
Then you'll infect me
knowing I'll infect you,

1275
00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:46,599
knowing nothing will--

1276
00:52:46,729 --> 00:52:47,948
[squeak]

1277
00:52:49,732 --> 00:52:51,299
What?
[squeak]

1278
00:52:52,387 --> 00:52:53,475
Now what's the matter?

1279
00:52:53,606 --> 00:52:54,781
[squeaking]

1280
00:52:56,478 --> 00:52:58,306
Erma comes to the game tosee me and you won't let

1281
00:52:58,437 --> 00:53:00,134
me enjoy a single minute of it.

1282
00:53:00,265 --> 00:53:01,309
[squeaking]

1283
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,745
Are you jealous?

1284
00:53:02,876 --> 00:53:04,269
You can't be.

1285
00:53:04,399 --> 00:53:05,444
You're just a pair of shoes.

1286
00:53:05,574 --> 00:53:06,358
[hiss]

1287
00:53:08,316 --> 00:53:09,099
I'll call her.

1288
00:53:09,230 --> 00:53:12,102
[squeaking]

1289
00:53:21,895 --> 00:53:22,678
That was low.

1290
00:53:28,293 --> 00:53:29,163
So.

1291
00:53:29,294 --> 00:53:31,644
Think you're smart, do you?

1292
00:53:31,774 --> 00:53:34,734
Well, watch this.

1293
00:53:34,864 --> 00:53:37,040
[inhale]

1294
00:53:42,394 --> 00:53:43,699
[squeaking]

1295
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,266
I showed you.

1296
00:53:45,397 --> 00:53:46,920
[laughing]

1297
00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:48,661
Let's see.

1298
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:53,013
T. T. T. T. Terradiddle.

1299
00:53:53,143 --> 00:53:54,101
Terradiddle.
Terradiddle.

1300
00:53:54,232 --> 00:53:54,971
Terradiddle.

1301
00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:55,885
Terradiddle.

1302
00:53:56,016 --> 00:53:57,757
Terradiddle.

1303
00:53:57,887 --> 00:53:59,846
Three pages of Terradiddle?

1304
00:53:59,976 --> 00:54:02,109
They must've settled the area.

1305
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,329
E. E. E. E. Erma.

1306
00:54:04,459 --> 00:54:05,895
Erma G. Terradiddle.

1307
00:54:20,997 --> 00:54:23,826
[creaking]

1308
00:54:27,482 --> 00:54:29,354
[squeaking]

1309
00:54:29,484 --> 00:54:30,355
No.

1310
00:54:30,485 --> 00:54:32,792
[squeaking]

1311
00:54:32,922 --> 00:54:35,795
[grunting]

1312
00:54:46,196 --> 00:54:47,023
Uh oh.

1313
00:54:54,944 --> 00:54:57,120
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And now forthe winning lottery numbers

1314
00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:59,949
for the $10 million jackpot.

1315
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:06,216
6, 4, 3, 8, and 2.

1316
00:55:06,347 --> 00:55:08,828
Those are tonight's
winning numbers.

1317
00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:11,004
[phone ringing]

1318
00:55:11,134 --> 00:55:12,397
Hello.

1319
00:55:12,527 --> 00:55:14,616
Hello, Erma?

1320
00:55:14,747 --> 00:55:17,793
This is your b-ball
star, Ernest.

1321
00:55:17,924 --> 00:55:19,142
Oh, hi, Ernest.

1322
00:55:19,273 --> 00:55:20,143
Gosh.

1323
00:55:20,274 --> 00:55:22,276
You were so good last night.

1324
00:55:22,407 --> 00:55:23,146
You hear that?

1325
00:55:23,277 --> 00:55:25,888
[squeaking]
Uh, gee.

1326
00:55:26,019 --> 00:55:28,543
Thanks, Erma.

1327
00:55:28,674 --> 00:55:30,197
Uh, listen.

1328
00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:33,548
Erma, I was just wondering.

1329
00:55:33,679 --> 00:55:35,463
Since we won the, uh--

1330
00:55:35,594 --> 00:55:39,946
the tournament and all, ifmaybe you'd be interested in--

1331
00:55:40,076 --> 00:55:45,343
[stuttering]

1332
00:55:45,473 --> 00:55:50,217
Going to the, uh, victory, uh,celebration dinner with me.

1333
00:55:50,348 --> 00:55:51,740
[laughing]

1334
00:55:51,871 --> 00:55:53,133
Oh, Ernest.

1335
00:55:53,263 --> 00:55:55,440
That's so thoughtful of you.

1336
00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:56,745
I mean, that you
would think to invite

1337
00:55:56,876 --> 00:55:59,008
me to something so special.

1338
00:55:59,139 --> 00:56:01,402
I'm so flattered.

1339
00:56:01,533 --> 00:56:04,579
But I can't go.

1340
00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:07,452
I have to sit with my
poor old grandmother

1341
00:56:07,582 --> 00:56:09,584
who has the chicken pox.

1342
00:56:09,715 --> 00:56:11,630
You understand.

1343
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,153
Well, yeah.

1344
00:56:13,283 --> 00:56:15,895
Sure, I-- I understand, Erma.

1345
00:56:16,025 --> 00:56:18,941
I mean, your
grandmother can't go out

1346
00:56:19,072 --> 00:56:22,249
in public with all those
little pimply things

1347
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,034
all over her face and stuff.

1348
00:56:25,165 --> 00:56:26,819
I'm so sorry.

1349
00:56:26,949 --> 00:56:29,125
Maybe some other time, huh?

1350
00:56:29,256 --> 00:56:30,257
Yeah.

1351
00:56:30,388 --> 00:56:33,521
Maybe when the boils clear up.

1352
00:56:33,652 --> 00:56:34,435
Yeah.

1353
00:56:34,566 --> 00:56:35,697
When they scab over.

1354
00:56:35,828 --> 00:56:37,699
Yeah.

1355
00:56:37,830 --> 00:56:39,440
Well, heh, bye bye.

1356
00:56:39,571 --> 00:56:40,354
Heh.

1357
00:56:40,485 --> 00:56:41,268
Bye.

1358
00:56:45,141 --> 00:56:47,622
So how'd I do?

1359
00:56:47,753 --> 00:56:49,842
[wicked laughter]

1360
00:56:50,886 --> 00:56:54,020
You did just fine.

1361
00:56:54,150 --> 00:56:55,891
Do you really have the
winning lottery ticket?

1362
00:56:56,022 --> 00:56:57,240
Oh, yeah.

1363
00:56:57,371 --> 00:56:58,503
Can I see it?

1364
00:56:58,633 --> 00:57:03,464
First, a little
lesson in temptation.

1365
00:57:03,595 --> 00:57:05,074
Oh, wow.

1366
00:57:05,205 --> 00:57:06,946
[giggling]

1367
00:57:07,076 --> 00:57:07,947
Oh.

1368
00:57:08,077 --> 00:57:08,861
Thanks.

1369
00:57:15,476 --> 00:57:16,608
I hope you win.

1370
00:57:16,738 --> 00:57:17,652
Yeah.

1371
00:57:17,783 --> 00:57:18,566
I'm beating the Hornets by six.

1372
00:57:18,697 --> 00:57:20,002
All right.

1373
00:57:20,133 --> 00:57:23,484
Let's just hope the real
thing goes the same way.

1374
00:57:23,615 --> 00:57:25,704
This is my chance, man.

1375
00:57:25,834 --> 00:57:29,403
Pros are finally gonnaget to see what I can do.

1376
00:57:29,534 --> 00:57:31,013
They won't be
looking at you, dad.

1377
00:57:31,144 --> 00:57:31,927
They'll be looking at Ernest.

1378
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,067
I tell you.

1379
00:57:41,197 --> 00:57:42,242
I was never really hurt.

1380
00:57:42,372 --> 00:57:43,765
So why was you crying, then?

1381
00:57:43,896 --> 00:57:44,723
I was just trying to get--

1382
00:57:44,853 --> 00:57:46,376
Capitan.
You are the man.

1383
00:57:46,507 --> 00:57:47,682
What up, cap?
What's up, what's up?

1384
00:57:47,813 --> 00:57:48,814
What's going on?

1385
00:57:48,944 --> 00:57:49,728
Hey, hey.

1386
00:57:49,858 --> 00:57:51,033
Is this everybody?

1387
00:57:51,164 --> 00:57:52,078
Everybody but Ernest.

1388
00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:52,992
ERNEST: Brake.

1389
00:57:53,122 --> 00:57:55,473
No, clutch.

1390
00:57:55,603 --> 00:57:57,083
Come on, you guys.
[squeaking]

1391
00:57:57,213 --> 00:57:58,127
I know.

1392
00:57:58,258 --> 00:57:59,172
I know, I know.

1393
00:57:59,302 --> 00:58:00,652
It's a big night for me too.

1394
00:58:00,782 --> 00:58:02,131
[squeaking]

1395
00:58:02,262 --> 00:58:03,002
OK.

1396
00:58:03,132 --> 00:58:04,699
OK, that's it.

1397
00:58:04,830 --> 00:58:07,702
I'm operating the gas andthe brake with my hands

1398
00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:09,008
from this day forward.

1399
00:58:09,138 --> 00:58:10,966
Now, calm down both of you.

1400
00:58:11,097 --> 00:58:12,707
Stop.

1401
00:58:12,838 --> 00:58:14,796
Good.

1402
00:58:14,927 --> 00:58:16,450
Danzo's This is it.

1403
00:58:19,279 --> 00:58:20,323
Oh, yes.
I loved the salmon.

1404
00:58:20,454 --> 00:58:21,281
Wasn't the salmon wonderful?

1405
00:58:21,411 --> 00:58:24,240
Oh, it was delicious.

1406
00:58:24,371 --> 00:58:25,415
Good evening, sir.

1407
00:58:25,546 --> 00:58:26,504
Valet?

1408
00:58:26,634 --> 00:58:28,114
Oh, the keys are in it.
[squeak]

1409
00:58:28,244 --> 00:58:29,028
Oh, sorry.

1410
00:58:29,158 --> 00:58:29,985
It's not me.

1411
00:58:30,116 --> 00:58:30,812
It's these shoes.

1412
00:58:30,943 --> 00:58:31,770
Ah.

1413
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:32,684
Mm.

1414
00:58:37,297 --> 00:58:39,255
[squeaking]

1415
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,693
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1416
00:58:41,823 --> 00:58:43,259
[applause]

1417
00:58:43,390 --> 00:58:45,044
Wow.

1418
00:58:45,174 --> 00:58:46,828
I've never been in a restaurantwithout a drive-through window

1419
00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:47,916
before.

1420
00:58:48,047 --> 00:58:49,788
Right this way, Mr. Worrell.

1421
00:58:49,918 --> 00:58:52,051
Oh, fancy.

1422
00:58:52,181 --> 00:58:53,008
Look.

1423
00:58:53,139 --> 00:58:54,967
Real cloth napkins.

1424
00:58:55,097 --> 00:58:56,316
Whoa.

1425
00:58:56,446 --> 00:58:58,057
Nothing but the
finest, my brother.

1426
00:58:58,187 --> 00:58:59,232
As they say in Rome.

1427
00:58:59,362 --> 00:59:01,451
To the victors go the spoils.

1428
00:59:01,582 --> 00:59:02,844
We don't want the spoiled stuff.

1429
00:59:02,975 --> 00:59:05,455
Shouldn't the victors
get the fresh stuff?

1430
00:59:05,586 --> 00:59:06,544
Oh, come on, Ernest.

1431
00:59:06,674 --> 00:59:08,284
Let's eat.

1432
00:59:08,415 --> 00:59:11,287
Some fine Champagne,
huh, Mr. Worrell?

1433
00:59:11,418 --> 00:59:12,201
Ha.

1434
00:59:12,332 --> 00:59:13,986
Hey, hey, hey.

1435
00:59:14,116 --> 00:59:15,857
I'd like to propose a
toast before we begin.

1436
00:59:15,988 --> 00:59:17,685
- All right.
- OK.

1437
00:59:17,816 --> 00:59:19,078
Now, the Clean Sweep
have come a long way.

1438
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:20,427
Well.

1439
00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:21,863
And we have fought
an uphill battle.

1440
00:59:21,994 --> 00:59:23,299
- Ah-huh.- But there's been one man.

1441
00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:24,387
One man!

1442
00:59:24,518 --> 00:59:26,041
- That saw us through.
- Ha ha!

1443
00:59:26,172 --> 00:59:27,782
I'd like to propose
a toast to the most

1444
00:59:27,913 --> 00:59:31,830
valuable player of the CleanSweep, Mr. Ernest P. Worrell.

1445
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,961
My man.

1446
00:59:33,092 --> 00:59:34,397
All right.

1447
00:59:34,528 --> 00:59:35,573
Go Ernest.

1448
00:59:35,703 --> 00:59:36,661
Go Ernest.

1449
00:59:36,791 --> 00:59:40,403
Get busy, go, go, go, go.

1450
00:59:40,534 --> 00:59:42,449
[cheering]

1451
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,842
Hey, Ernest.

1452
00:59:43,972 --> 00:59:44,930
Can I have an autograph?

1453
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:45,844
Oh, yeah.

1454
00:59:45,974 --> 00:59:47,106
Sure.

1455
00:59:47,236 --> 00:59:49,108
Mine or somebody else's?

1456
00:59:49,238 --> 00:59:51,980
[squeaking]

1457
00:59:53,068 --> 00:59:54,809
It's the shoes, isn't it?

1458
00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:56,158
Huh?

1459
00:59:56,289 --> 00:59:58,247
It's the shoes.

1460
00:59:58,378 --> 00:59:59,553
Uh, no, no.

1461
00:59:59,684 --> 01:00:01,729
Uh, it's the Worrell moves.

1462
01:00:01,860 --> 01:00:03,644
You know, it's that
hit and run method of--

1463
01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:05,124
What a lovely moment.

1464
01:00:05,254 --> 01:00:06,647
This is wonderful.

1465
01:00:06,778 --> 01:00:08,083
Oh, excuse me, fellas.

1466
01:00:08,214 --> 01:00:10,129
I hate to intrude like this.

1467
01:00:10,259 --> 01:00:11,043
Erma?

1468
01:00:14,176 --> 01:00:15,482
Erma?

1469
01:00:15,613 --> 01:00:16,918
Ms. Terradiddle?

1470
01:00:17,049 --> 01:00:17,963
That's Erma?

1471
01:00:18,093 --> 01:00:19,094
Oh, Ernest.

1472
01:00:19,225 --> 01:00:20,922
You're the greatest.

1473
01:00:21,053 --> 01:00:23,142
Oh, you are so exciting.

1474
01:00:23,272 --> 01:00:24,447
Muah.

1475
01:00:24,578 --> 01:00:26,754
Muah.

1476
01:00:26,885 --> 01:00:29,235
But Erma, uh, what
about your grandmother?

1477
01:00:29,365 --> 01:00:32,368
Lucky for us, her
pox scabbed over.

1478
01:00:32,499 --> 01:00:33,674
Yeah.

1479
01:00:33,805 --> 01:00:35,720
Lucky scabs.
- Ernest.

1480
01:00:35,850 --> 01:00:39,680
When I'm close to you likethis, my heart beats so hard.

1481
01:00:39,811 --> 01:00:40,986
Can you hear it?

1482
01:00:41,116 --> 01:00:42,161
[cash register jingling]

1483
01:00:42,291 --> 01:00:43,031
Yeah I think so.

1484
01:00:43,162 --> 01:00:44,729
Oh, good.

1485
01:00:44,859 --> 01:00:46,034
Listen, guys, I need Ernestfor about 10 minutes, OK?

1486
01:00:46,165 --> 01:00:47,514
Ernie, baby.

1487
01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:48,820
Got some very important
people for you to meet.

1488
01:00:48,950 --> 01:00:49,864
It'll only take a minute.

1489
01:00:49,995 --> 01:00:51,257
We'll take a short limo ride.

1490
01:00:51,387 --> 01:00:52,127
Limo?

1491
01:00:52,258 --> 01:00:53,172
Ah!

1492
01:00:53,302 --> 01:00:54,173
Like in limousine?

1493
01:00:54,303 --> 01:00:55,087
Mhm.

1494
01:00:55,217 --> 01:00:56,436
Does it have a TV?

1495
01:00:56,566 --> 01:00:59,439
Oh, it has a wide screen TV.

1496
01:00:59,569 --> 01:01:01,963
These are very influentialpeople waiting to meet you.

1497
01:01:02,094 --> 01:01:03,095
Very influential.

1498
01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:04,836
- Very.
- Very.

1499
01:01:04,966 --> 01:01:05,706
Influential.

1500
01:01:05,837 --> 01:01:06,881
Very.

1501
01:01:07,012 --> 01:01:09,275
Come with me,
you big hunk, you.

1502
01:01:09,405 --> 01:01:11,146
Ernest, won't take a moment.

1503
01:01:11,277 --> 01:01:13,061
This way to the limo.

1504
01:01:13,192 --> 01:01:14,367
Does it have a Jacuzzi?

1505
01:01:14,497 --> 01:01:16,717
With lots of bubbles.

1506
01:01:16,848 --> 01:01:17,675
Funny guy.

1507
01:01:17,805 --> 01:01:19,589
I mean, I-- I love this guy.

1508
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,982
[laughing]

1509
01:01:21,113 --> 01:01:22,288
Come on.

1510
01:01:22,418 --> 01:01:24,594
Come on, this way.

1511
01:01:24,725 --> 01:01:28,424
Ernest, your life
is about to change,

1512
01:01:28,555 --> 01:01:31,689
and all your dreams
are about to come true.

1513
01:01:31,819 --> 01:01:32,690
[squeaking]

1514
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:33,603
Oh, Ow!

1515
01:01:33,734 --> 01:01:35,649
Oh, sorry.

1516
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,216
[squeaking]

1517
01:01:37,346 --> 01:01:38,347
Come on, not now.
- Ernest.

1518
01:01:38,478 --> 01:01:39,435
What's the matter?

1519
01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:41,742
Oh, just a little dance fever.

1520
01:01:41,873 --> 01:01:42,700
Come on.

1521
01:01:42,830 --> 01:01:44,353
We had a talk about this.

1522
01:01:44,484 --> 01:01:46,225
Stop it.

1523
01:01:46,355 --> 01:01:48,096
Now.

1524
01:01:48,227 --> 01:01:50,925
We're going to walk overthere and get in that limo,

1525
01:01:51,056 --> 01:01:52,535
and we're going to
behave ourselves

1526
01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:55,103
or we're going to walkthrough the dog poop again.

1527
01:01:55,234 --> 01:01:56,278
[squeaking]

1528
01:01:56,409 --> 01:01:57,149
Good.

1529
01:01:57,279 --> 01:01:58,150
Cured.

1530
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,064
Ms. Terradiddle.

1531
01:02:06,419 --> 01:02:08,334
Allow me.

1532
01:02:08,464 --> 01:02:09,509
Oh.

1533
01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:12,904
This happens to
me all the time.

1534
01:02:13,034 --> 01:02:14,427
After you.

1535
01:02:14,557 --> 01:02:15,297
[squeak]

1536
01:02:15,428 --> 01:02:16,429
Ah!

1537
01:02:16,559 --> 01:02:18,170
Oh, I'm sorry,
Ms. Terradiddle.

1538
01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:20,128
I-- really, I didn't mean that.

1539
01:02:28,267 --> 01:02:30,791
Ernest, I think
you're gonna like this.

1540
01:02:34,882 --> 01:02:36,710
Golly by howdy.

1541
01:02:36,841 --> 01:02:38,364
This is bigger
than Waylan's limo.

1542
01:02:38,494 --> 01:02:40,279
Nothing is bigger
than Waylan's limo.

1543
01:02:40,409 --> 01:02:41,149
Nothing.

1544
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:42,934
Ernest.

1545
01:02:43,064 --> 01:02:44,544
No doubt in my mind you're gonnabe a major star in the NBA.

1546
01:02:44,674 --> 01:02:45,632
Oh, gosh.

1547
01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:46,589
I don't know about that.
I just--

1548
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,765
No.

1549
01:02:47,895 --> 01:02:48,853
You are a star,
Ernest, and you'll

1550
01:02:48,983 --> 01:02:51,072
be making a lot of money.

1551
01:02:51,203 --> 01:02:52,334
Oh yeah?

1552
01:02:52,465 --> 01:02:53,422
It's a done deal.

1553
01:02:53,553 --> 01:02:54,815
You're on your way.

1554
01:02:54,946 --> 01:02:57,339
What a glorious future
you're gonna have.

1555
01:02:57,470 --> 01:02:58,210
Gosh.

1556
01:02:58,340 --> 01:03:00,038
Just think.

1557
01:03:00,168 --> 01:03:02,605
Me, a star in the NBA playingbasketball with the big boys.

1558
01:03:02,736 --> 01:03:03,824
Yes.

1559
01:03:03,955 --> 01:03:06,958
And you'll be making
lots of money.

1560
01:03:07,088 --> 01:03:07,872
Lots?

1561
01:03:08,002 --> 01:03:09,177
Cash.

1562
01:03:09,308 --> 01:03:10,091
Oh.

1563
01:03:20,232 --> 01:03:22,582
Fine champagne,
huh, Mr. Worrell?

1564
01:03:22,712 --> 01:03:23,583
ZAMIEL: Just think of it.

1565
01:03:23,713 --> 01:03:25,890
You will be adored by fans.

1566
01:03:26,020 --> 01:03:28,240
You will take theirbreath away with each move

1567
01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:30,677
of those million dollar legs.

1568
01:03:35,073 --> 01:03:37,162
You will be a sport phenomenon.

1569
01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:39,773
Your fame will be respected
throughout the world.

1570
01:03:39,904 --> 01:03:41,819
Over the whole,
big, wide world.

1571
01:03:50,566 --> 01:03:53,918
ZAMIEL: The media willeat you up like ice cream.

1572
01:03:54,048 --> 01:03:55,441
ERMA: Mm.

1573
01:03:55,571 --> 01:03:57,008
Don't misuse the shoes.

1574
01:03:57,138 --> 01:03:59,053
Everyone will wanna
eat what you eat.

1575
01:03:59,184 --> 01:04:01,099
And drink what you drink.

1576
01:04:01,229 --> 01:04:02,535
And go where you go.

1577
01:04:02,665 --> 01:04:05,146
And they'll give
you even more money.

1578
01:04:05,277 --> 01:04:06,452
Yes.

1579
01:04:06,582 --> 01:04:08,628
Over the school,
around the pizza joint,

1580
01:04:08,758 --> 01:04:11,283
off the twins' trampoline,through the double wide,

1581
01:04:11,413 --> 01:04:12,937
nothing but net.

1582
01:04:13,067 --> 01:04:14,286
ZAMIEL: But it's not enoughjust to play like a star.

1583
01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:15,591
No, no, no.

1584
01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:18,116
You've gotta look like a star.

1585
01:04:18,246 --> 01:04:19,944
Look like a star.

1586
01:04:20,074 --> 01:04:23,164
And you can because
you're so gorgeous.

1587
01:04:23,295 --> 01:04:24,078
Yes.

1588
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:25,993
Gorgeous.

1589
01:04:26,124 --> 01:04:30,041
New for this fall from ArmanoGeorgani, the complete Ernest

1590
01:04:30,171 --> 01:04:30,955
line for men.

1591
01:04:35,437 --> 01:04:37,744
Here comes Ernest now in
a Flash Scare ensemble

1592
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:41,748
that hails to the grandeurof the Ottoman empire.

1593
01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:43,228
MUSIC: You've got
the right moves.

1594
01:04:43,358 --> 01:04:46,231
Got the moves to inspire.

1595
01:04:46,361 --> 01:04:49,190
And no one ever showed you how!

1596
01:04:49,321 --> 01:04:54,195
You got the attitude, gotthe look, got the fire,

1597
01:04:54,326 --> 01:04:57,677
and everybody loves you now!

1598
01:04:57,807 --> 01:04:59,722
When you talk that talk
and you walk that walk,

1599
01:04:59,853 --> 01:05:01,550
all the people on thestreet just stand and gawk.

1600
01:05:01,681 --> 01:05:03,378
You look so good and
you look so fine,

1601
01:05:03,509 --> 01:05:06,033
all the gods and thegoddesses should just resign.

1602
01:05:06,164 --> 01:05:07,382
Yes.

1603
01:05:07,513 --> 01:05:09,602
Your man will say
golly bob howdy,

1604
01:05:09,732 --> 01:05:14,563
honey, thank you when he puts onthe comfy villa look of Ernest.

1605
01:05:14,694 --> 01:05:17,001
MUSIC: Got the
right kinda feeling.

1606
01:05:17,131 --> 01:05:20,004
What a piece of work you are.

1607
01:05:20,134 --> 01:05:24,399
You got the attitude withyour eyes on the ceiling.

1608
01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:27,925
Hey, Ernest.

1609
01:05:28,055 --> 01:05:32,277
I don't think that outfitgoes with the shoes.

1610
01:05:32,407 --> 01:05:34,279
[wheezing]

1611
01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:35,236
Money.

1612
01:05:35,367 --> 01:05:36,237
Money.

1613
01:05:36,368 --> 01:05:37,717
Money.

1614
01:05:37,847 --> 01:05:39,240
And me.

1615
01:05:39,371 --> 01:05:41,199
And more money.

1616
01:05:41,329 --> 01:05:42,374
And me.

1617
01:05:42,504 --> 01:05:44,811
And more money.

1618
01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:45,725
And me.

1619
01:05:45,855 --> 01:05:47,205
Listen to her.

1620
01:05:47,335 --> 01:05:49,033
Stay out of this.

1621
01:05:49,163 --> 01:05:50,077
Ernest.

1622
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:53,037
You can have anything you want.

1623
01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:54,299
Yes, Mr. Worrell.

1624
01:05:54,429 --> 01:05:55,778
Anything.

1625
01:05:55,909 --> 01:05:56,779
Oh, yeah.

1626
01:05:56,910 --> 01:05:57,650
And you.

1627
01:05:57,780 --> 01:05:58,694
And me.

1628
01:05:58,825 --> 01:06:00,305
TOGETHER: And money.

1629
01:06:00,435 --> 01:06:01,219
And you.

1630
01:06:01,349 --> 01:06:02,220
And me.

1631
01:06:02,350 --> 01:06:03,525
TOGETHER: And more money.

1632
01:06:03,656 --> 01:06:05,310
- And you.
- And me.

1633
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,094
TOGETHER: And more money.

1634
01:06:07,225 --> 01:06:08,095
And you.

1635
01:06:08,226 --> 01:06:09,053
And me.

1636
01:06:09,183 --> 01:06:11,185
TOGETHER: And more Money.

1637
01:06:11,316 --> 01:06:12,099
And you.

1638
01:06:12,230 --> 01:06:13,013
And me.

1639
01:06:13,144 --> 01:06:14,493
TOGETHER: And more money.

1640
01:06:14,623 --> 01:06:15,494
And you.

1641
01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:16,495
And me.

1642
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:17,975
TOGETHER: And more money.

1643
01:06:32,554 --> 01:06:34,426
Ernest.

1644
01:06:34,556 --> 01:06:37,342
Why don't you tell your friendsthat you can't work tonight?

1645
01:06:37,472 --> 01:06:38,517
Oh, I don't know.

1646
01:06:38,647 --> 01:06:39,822
I usually stay
and help the guys.

1647
01:06:39,953 --> 01:06:42,216
You're the star, not them.

1648
01:06:42,347 --> 01:06:46,351
You're the only one anyonecares about, including me.

1649
01:06:46,481 --> 01:06:48,353
And don't you forget it.

1650
01:06:48,483 --> 01:06:49,354
Ooh.

1651
01:06:49,484 --> 01:06:52,966
I just love those muscles.

1652
01:06:53,097 --> 01:06:54,968
Come here. come on.

1653
01:06:55,099 --> 01:06:56,317
Who's a good boy?

1654
01:06:56,448 --> 01:06:58,972
Come on.

1655
01:06:59,103 --> 01:07:00,017
Yes, I'm ri--

1656
01:07:00,147 --> 01:07:01,148
I'm right here.
[whistling]

1657
01:07:01,279 --> 01:07:02,149
I'm right with you.
Yes.

1658
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,063
Who's a good boy?

1659
01:07:03,194 --> 01:07:04,195
Come on?
- OK.

1660
01:07:04,325 --> 01:07:05,196
- Come on.
- Here.

1661
01:07:05,326 --> 01:07:06,153
Let me get the door.

1662
01:07:06,284 --> 01:07:07,285
Ouch.

1663
01:07:07,415 --> 01:07:08,416
Oh, you're all right.

1664
01:07:08,547 --> 01:07:09,374
Yes, I am.

1665
01:07:09,504 --> 01:07:10,331
Come on.

1666
01:07:10,462 --> 01:07:11,202
How silly.

1667
01:07:14,118 --> 01:07:16,903
Hey Ernest

1668
01:07:17,034 --> 01:07:17,904
Yo, Ernest!

1669
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,079
What's up, my brother?

1670
01:07:19,210 --> 01:07:20,907
Looks like Ern's
been distracted.

1671
01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:21,908
Got his hands full.

1672
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,258
Can't see us right now.

1673
01:07:24,389 --> 01:07:25,912
How was the limo ride?

1674
01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:27,261
Did you have a TV?

1675
01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:28,697
Yeah, but no cable.

1676
01:07:28,828 --> 01:07:30,003
Where have you been?

1677
01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:31,526
We waited at the
restaurant, and now

1678
01:07:31,657 --> 01:07:33,006
we have to finish these floors.

1679
01:07:33,137 --> 01:07:34,225
Or have you've
forgotten that we play

1680
01:07:34,355 --> 01:07:35,617
the Charlotte Hornets tomorrow?

1681
01:07:35,748 --> 01:07:39,056
He has some unfinished
business to attend to.

1682
01:07:39,186 --> 01:07:40,709
You see, gentlemen,
when you're a star,

1683
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:42,668
you not only have
to act like a star.

1684
01:07:42,798 --> 01:07:45,497
You have to be a star.

1685
01:07:45,627 --> 01:07:46,715
So I'll catch you on the court.

1686
01:07:46,846 --> 01:07:47,977
[snap] Sport.

1687
01:07:52,025 --> 01:07:52,939
Man, oh, man.

1688
01:07:53,070 --> 01:07:54,549
Ernest got it going on.

1689
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,899
Well, you would do
if you had hangtime

1690
01:07:57,030 --> 01:07:59,163
long enough to grow a beard.

1691
01:07:59,293 --> 01:08:01,208
- Get back to work.
- Woo!

1692
01:08:01,339 --> 01:08:02,427
Ernest.

1693
01:08:02,557 --> 01:08:03,471
Did you see baby?

1694
01:08:03,602 --> 01:08:04,646
Come on, Quincy.

1695
01:08:43,598 --> 01:08:46,471
[grunting]

1696
01:09:04,097 --> 01:09:05,794
It's way past your
bedtime, mister.

1697
01:09:05,925 --> 01:09:08,580
Put your bike up
and go on to bed.

1698
01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:11,583
I bet Ernest doesn't
have to go to bed.

1699
01:09:11,713 --> 01:09:12,975
Put your bike up.

1700
01:09:16,414 --> 01:09:18,024
You know, Quincy,
Ernest has to work

1701
01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:21,245
just as hard as the rest ofus to play as well as he has.

1702
01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:24,073
Hard work has paid
off for Ernest.

1703
01:09:24,204 --> 01:09:25,336
Quincy.

1704
01:09:25,466 --> 01:09:27,076
Come on, dad.

1705
01:09:27,207 --> 01:09:29,340
Ernest pull on thoseshoes and blew you and all

1706
01:09:29,470 --> 01:09:31,907
your hard work away.

1707
01:09:32,038 --> 01:09:32,821
I'm going to bed.

1708
01:09:40,351 --> 01:09:41,134
Hey, hey, hey.

1709
01:09:41,265 --> 01:09:42,004
Quincy.

1710
01:09:46,313 --> 01:09:47,488
Come on, guys.

1711
01:09:47,619 --> 01:09:49,142
Let's do it.- Man, I can't believe it.

1712
01:09:49,273 --> 01:09:50,230
We get to the biggest gamein the history of the planet

1713
01:09:50,361 --> 01:09:51,623
and Ernest bugs out.

1714
01:09:51,753 --> 01:09:54,626
[shouting]

1715
01:10:01,285 --> 01:10:02,634
WOMAN: Hey, where's Ernest?

1716
01:10:09,771 --> 01:10:10,685
All right, guys.

1717
01:10:10,816 --> 01:10:12,426
MAN: They don't look too happy.

1718
01:10:12,557 --> 01:10:13,601
Of course they're not.

1719
01:10:13,732 --> 01:10:14,994
It's a waste of
their time to come

1720
01:10:15,124 --> 01:10:17,475
down here and kick our butts.

1721
01:10:17,605 --> 01:10:21,435
ANNOUNCER: And now, ladies andgentlemen, the moment you've

1722
01:10:21,566 --> 01:10:23,437
all been waiting for.

1723
01:10:23,568 --> 01:10:26,353
[music playing]

1724
01:10:28,573 --> 01:10:32,925
It's the mighty magnumof basketball brilliance.

1725
01:10:33,055 --> 01:10:36,407
It's the hippesthoopster of the hardwood.

1726
01:10:36,537 --> 01:10:38,931
It's the blizzard
of the backboard.

1727
01:10:39,061 --> 01:10:41,890
The alpha omega
of the hoop world.

1728
01:10:42,021 --> 01:10:45,372
It's the hardest working
cracker in basketball.

1729
01:10:45,503 --> 01:10:46,330
What' is that?

1730
01:10:50,508 --> 01:10:51,857
[cheering]

1731
01:10:51,987 --> 01:10:53,380
It's Ernest, man!

1732
01:10:53,511 --> 01:10:54,860
It's Ernest!

1733
01:10:54,990 --> 01:10:55,861
My main man!

1734
01:10:55,991 --> 01:10:58,342
Ernie Vali Al Worrell!

1735
01:10:58,472 --> 01:11:01,301
[cheering]

1736
01:11:03,477 --> 01:11:06,828
When did Ernest
become a black Muslim?

1737
01:11:06,959 --> 01:11:09,396
[cheering]

1738
01:11:10,092 --> 01:11:10,789
Ernest!

1739
01:11:30,025 --> 01:11:30,765
Here.

1740
01:11:30,896 --> 01:11:31,766
Let me.

1741
01:11:40,427 --> 01:11:41,298
OK, guy.

1742
01:11:41,428 --> 01:11:43,778
Let's huddle up.

1743
01:11:43,909 --> 01:11:44,692
All right.

1744
01:11:44,823 --> 01:11:46,825
Listen.

1745
01:11:46,955 --> 01:11:48,870
This is an NBA pro team.

1746
01:11:49,001 --> 01:11:51,003
Now, we're gonna start
out in the 2-3 zone,

1747
01:11:51,133 --> 01:11:52,352
see which way
they're coming from.

1748
01:11:52,483 --> 01:11:53,701
Now, T, I want you
to throw the ball in.

1749
01:11:53,832 --> 01:11:54,876
Barry.

1750
01:11:55,007 --> 01:11:56,095
Barry, please.

1751
01:11:56,225 --> 01:11:58,967
Spare us the strategy rap.

1752
01:11:59,098 --> 01:12:03,145
All you have to remember
is to throw me the ball,

1753
01:12:03,276 --> 01:12:07,672
feed me the pill,
pass me the rock,

1754
01:12:07,802 --> 01:12:10,109
and leave everything
else up to me.

1755
01:12:10,239 --> 01:12:13,242
Know what I mean?

1756
01:12:13,373 --> 01:12:15,027
LOVE: This is Dr.
Love at the sidelines,

1757
01:12:15,157 --> 01:12:18,117
pitching the pro gamestraight to you over at WUSH.

1758
01:12:18,247 --> 01:12:21,120
[shouting]

1759
01:12:23,688 --> 01:12:25,907
And the Hornets have
taken the floor.

1760
01:12:28,910 --> 01:12:30,216
OK.

1761
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,740
Let's do this.

1762
01:12:32,871 --> 01:12:34,394
Let's go Clean Sweep.

1763
01:12:34,525 --> 01:12:36,353
LOVE: The Clean Sweep taketheir position on the floor,

1764
01:12:36,483 --> 01:12:38,093
and it looks like the Hornetsare ready for this game

1765
01:12:38,224 --> 01:12:42,750
as their center comes to faceour own Ernie Ali Worrell.

1766
01:12:42,881 --> 01:12:44,012
[whistle blowing]

1767
01:12:44,143 --> 01:12:45,231
And there's the jump, folks.

1768
01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:49,714
Holy Fletch.

1769
01:12:49,844 --> 01:12:51,193
Did you see that?

1770
01:12:55,284 --> 01:12:56,808
That's right.

1771
01:12:56,938 --> 01:12:59,419
And that's the first twopoints, with Ernest dunking

1772
01:12:59,550 --> 01:13:01,465
the ball with enough
hang time to write

1773
01:13:01,595 --> 01:13:04,642
his name on the backboard.

1774
01:13:04,772 --> 01:13:07,079
Oh yeah.

1775
01:13:07,209 --> 01:13:09,560
[squealing]

1776
01:13:11,475 --> 01:13:13,564
LOVE: The Hornets bring theball down into Sweep territory

1777
01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:15,566
and set up the play.

1778
01:13:15,696 --> 01:13:16,567
TJ: D, baby.

1779
01:13:16,697 --> 01:13:17,568
D, baby.

1780
01:13:17,698 --> 01:13:18,525
Here we go.

1781
01:13:25,619 --> 01:13:28,492
[cheering]

1782
01:13:28,622 --> 01:13:30,450
This guy is awesome.

1783
01:13:37,544 --> 01:13:40,417
[cheering]

1784
01:13:43,507 --> 01:13:45,857
[groaning]

1785
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,471
ERNEST: Is the ball
in the air yet?

1786
01:13:55,127 --> 01:13:58,522
I believe so.

1787
01:13:58,652 --> 01:14:00,001
And there goes Ernest.

1788
01:14:03,178 --> 01:14:04,005
That was a three pointer.

1789
01:14:04,136 --> 01:14:06,965
He turns it into a two?

1790
01:14:07,095 --> 01:14:09,446
[shouting]

1791
01:14:13,624 --> 01:14:14,451
TJ: Way to go, Barry!

1792
01:14:28,116 --> 01:14:30,467
A little Gump dump.

1793
01:14:30,597 --> 01:14:32,512
LOVE: Was what fantastic!

1794
01:14:32,643 --> 01:14:34,949
The crowd is in love
with Ernest P. Worrell!

1795
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:36,908
And he is so gracious
to his adoring fans.

1796
01:14:41,086 --> 01:14:42,000
Got something, huh?

1797
01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:42,914
What you got?

1798
01:14:43,044 --> 01:14:43,828
I got you.

1799
01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:46,918
Can't go around me.

1800
01:14:47,048 --> 01:14:49,790
Oh no!

1801
01:14:49,921 --> 01:14:51,400
Number two.
Run number two.

1802
01:14:51,531 --> 01:14:52,401
I got it.

1803
01:14:58,538 --> 01:15:00,758
Don't you love team sports?

1804
01:15:00,888 --> 01:15:01,933
LOVE: Ernest is
determined to crush

1805
01:15:02,063 --> 01:15:05,893
these Hornets all by himself.

1806
01:15:06,024 --> 01:15:08,809
[squealing]

1807
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:11,986
This just in on exhibitiongames around the country.

1808
01:15:12,117 --> 01:15:13,640
The Charlotte
Hornets are getting

1809
01:15:13,771 --> 01:15:15,468
trounced by a City
League team who

1810
01:15:15,599 --> 01:15:17,644
call themselves Clean Sweep.

1811
01:15:17,775 --> 01:15:19,603
This is unbelievable.

1812
01:15:19,733 --> 01:15:22,954
The score is 36 to 4 in themiddle of the second quarter.

1813
01:15:23,084 --> 01:15:24,303
How can this be?

1814
01:15:24,433 --> 01:15:26,218
A City League team
knocking the daylights

1815
01:15:26,348 --> 01:15:27,611
out of the Charlotte Hornets?

1816
01:15:27,741 --> 01:15:30,570
And it's all because
of one man, Ernest--

1817
01:15:30,701 --> 01:15:32,267
Ernest P-- Ernest P. Something.

1818
01:15:32,398 --> 01:15:34,400
Ernest-- Ernest P. Worrell.

1819
01:15:34,531 --> 01:15:36,707
He has been a one man
team in this match,

1820
01:15:36,837 --> 01:15:39,797
and the Hornets have nothingto combat this fly guy.

1821
01:15:39,927 --> 01:15:41,886
Let's take you to theaction where our travel cam

1822
01:15:42,016 --> 01:15:44,062
sports crew have just arrived.

1823
01:15:44,192 --> 01:15:46,978
This is absolutely the mostincredible thing the sports

1824
01:15:47,108 --> 01:15:48,762
cruiser has ever seen.

1825
01:15:48,893 --> 01:15:50,764
This Ernest character
is literally

1826
01:15:50,895 --> 01:15:52,636
punishing the Hornets.

1827
01:15:52,766 --> 01:15:55,247
They're not happy about
it, their coach is not

1828
01:15:55,377 --> 01:15:58,206
happy about it, and itlooks like Ernest's own team

1829
01:15:58,337 --> 01:16:01,906
is not all that happy about it.

1830
01:16:02,036 --> 01:16:04,865
[cheering]

1831
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,527
[buzz]

1832
01:16:14,658 --> 01:16:16,268
There's the halftime buzzer,and what a half it's been.

1833
01:16:16,398 --> 01:16:17,704
My, oh, my.

1834
01:16:21,055 --> 01:16:22,274
REPORTER: Ernest.

1835
01:16:22,404 --> 01:16:25,059
You looked like NBA
material out there.

1836
01:16:25,190 --> 01:16:27,540
That's because
I am NBA material.

1837
01:16:27,671 --> 01:16:30,195
How did you manage to outscore an entire pro team?

1838
01:16:30,325 --> 01:16:31,022
Quite nicely, I thought.

1839
01:16:31,152 --> 01:16:32,110
Ernest.

1840
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,024
You've got a wonderful future.

1841
01:16:33,154 --> 01:16:34,068
What are your plans?

1842
01:16:34,199 --> 01:16:34,939
That's it, boys.

1843
01:16:35,069 --> 01:16:35,983
That's enough.

1844
01:16:36,114 --> 01:16:37,550
I've got to go freshen up now.

1845
01:16:37,681 --> 01:16:39,030
[laugh]

1846
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:40,248
We'll do lunch.

1847
01:16:40,379 --> 01:16:41,641
Ernest.
Ernest.

1848
01:16:41,772 --> 01:16:43,338
What are your plans
for the future, Ernest?

1849
01:16:43,469 --> 01:16:44,862
Mr. Worrell?
[chatter]

1850
01:16:44,992 --> 01:16:46,167
No, really.
That's all.

1851
01:16:46,298 --> 01:16:47,429
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1852
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:48,387
Thank you.

1853
01:16:52,304 --> 01:16:53,522
Hey, you guys.

1854
01:16:53,653 --> 01:16:55,133
We're really tromping them, huh?

1855
01:16:55,263 --> 01:16:57,048
We ain't doing
nothing, Ernest.

1856
01:16:57,178 --> 01:16:58,266
Yeah.

1857
01:16:58,397 --> 01:17:00,181
You doing it, biggie.

1858
01:17:00,312 --> 01:17:02,183
You doing it all.

1859
01:17:02,314 --> 01:17:03,968
Hey, I thought if we couldwin this game, we could--

1860
01:17:04,098 --> 01:17:06,361
We just gonna watch you play.

1861
01:17:06,492 --> 01:17:07,493
But we're a team.

1862
01:17:07,624 --> 01:17:09,669
Define team.

1863
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,062
We don't wanna
make you look bad.

1864
01:17:11,192 --> 01:17:12,803
Know what I mean?

1865
01:17:12,933 --> 01:17:14,674
Excuse me, Air Ernie.

1866
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,465
I could make some lemonade.

1867
01:17:51,102 --> 01:17:52,016
Ernest.

1868
01:17:52,146 --> 01:17:53,408
You're the greatest.

1869
01:17:53,539 --> 01:17:57,238
You're the best player
in the whole world.

1870
01:17:57,369 --> 01:17:58,675
Well, what about your dad?

1871
01:17:58,805 --> 01:18:02,243
Uh, he's nothing,
and never will be.

1872
01:18:02,374 --> 01:18:04,463
But you're a star.

1873
01:18:04,593 --> 01:18:06,639
When I grow up, I
wanna be just like you.

1874
01:18:06,770 --> 01:18:07,771
[buzzer]

1875
01:18:07,901 --> 01:18:08,902
Hey, Ernest.
That's the buzzer.

1876
01:18:09,033 --> 01:18:09,773
Come on.

1877
01:18:09,903 --> 01:18:11,122
Hurry up.

1878
01:18:11,252 --> 01:18:12,079
Come on, man.

1879
01:18:15,648 --> 01:18:17,258
Did you hear that?

1880
01:18:17,389 --> 01:18:19,783
Now on top of everything else,I've turned this little kid

1881
01:18:19,913 --> 01:18:21,741
against his dad.

1882
01:18:21,872 --> 01:18:22,742
Yeah, some star.

1883
01:18:22,873 --> 01:18:25,832
[squeaking]

1884
01:18:25,963 --> 01:18:27,312
Oh, yeah?

1885
01:18:27,442 --> 01:18:29,357
Yeah, well you were
partly to blame.

1886
01:18:29,488 --> 01:18:31,969
If you hadn't acted so
high and mighty, it--

1887
01:18:32,099 --> 01:18:34,798
[squeaking]

1888
01:18:36,408 --> 01:18:39,628
If we do that, we
could lose and--

1889
01:18:39,759 --> 01:18:41,195
[squeaking]

1890
01:18:41,326 --> 01:18:43,850
Well, I guess it would helpBarry and little Quincy.

1891
01:18:43,981 --> 01:18:44,764
[squeaking]

1892
01:18:44,895 --> 01:18:45,678
Ouch.

1893
01:18:45,809 --> 01:18:46,592
Ow.

1894
01:18:46,723 --> 01:18:47,985
Ow.

1895
01:18:48,115 --> 01:18:49,813
Stop squeezing my toes.

1896
01:18:49,943 --> 01:18:50,814
OK.

1897
01:18:50,944 --> 01:18:51,902
I'll do it.
I'll do it.

1898
01:18:52,032 --> 01:18:52,772
OK.

1899
01:18:52,903 --> 01:18:53,773
OK, I'm with you.

1900
01:18:53,904 --> 01:18:54,731
OK, wait.

1901
01:19:08,222 --> 01:19:10,094
When's he coming out?

1902
01:19:10,224 --> 01:19:10,964
Who cares?

1903
01:19:15,534 --> 01:19:17,797
The Clean Sweep take
the floor, but where's

1904
01:19:17,928 --> 01:19:19,190
the man of the hour?

1905
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,017
Where's Ernest?

1906
01:19:23,194 --> 01:19:26,023
[cheering]

1907
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:29,548
There he is, ladies
and gentlemen!

1908
01:19:29,678 --> 01:19:32,507
The man, the super star!

1909
01:19:32,638 --> 01:19:35,510
[cheering]

1910
01:19:46,130 --> 01:19:47,479
Ernest, we love you.

1911
01:19:47,609 --> 01:19:49,481
Muah muah muah muah.

1912
01:20:01,101 --> 01:20:05,497
[whistle blowing]

1913
01:20:05,627 --> 01:20:06,977
LOVE: Ernest tips
to Barry Worth.

1914
01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,979
Worth passes it back Worrell.

1915
01:20:09,109 --> 01:20:09,980
Worrell to Worth.

1916
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:10,937
Worth to Worrell.

1917
01:20:11,068 --> 01:20:11,982
Worrell to-- it's stolen.

1918
01:20:12,112 --> 01:20:13,505
What's wrong with you, man?

1919
01:20:13,635 --> 01:20:17,291
Take the ball and shoot it.

1920
01:20:17,422 --> 01:20:18,684
LOVE: And the hornets score.

1921
01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,555
What's going on out there?

1922
01:20:24,081 --> 01:20:27,040
What has happened to
this Clean Sweep team?

1923
01:20:27,171 --> 01:20:32,872
The star, Ernest P. Worrellkeeps passing the ball off.

1924
01:20:33,003 --> 01:20:33,873
TJ: T!
T!

1925
01:20:34,004 --> 01:20:34,787
T up!

1926
01:20:34,918 --> 01:20:35,657
T up!

1927
01:20:35,788 --> 01:20:38,008
Way to go, Barry!

1928
01:20:38,138 --> 01:20:39,183
MAN: OK, rebound.
I got the rebound.

1929
01:20:39,313 --> 01:20:40,271
Go!
- What's with you?

1930
01:20:40,401 --> 01:20:42,664
Stop him!

1931
01:20:42,795 --> 01:20:43,535
Good idea.

1932
01:20:56,635 --> 01:20:57,462
Yeah!
Yeah!

1933
01:20:57,592 --> 01:20:58,680
Yeah!
All right.

1934
01:20:58,811 --> 01:20:59,856
All right.
- Get out of the way.

1935
01:20:59,986 --> 01:21:00,769
We coming back.

1936
01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:03,337
We coming back.

1937
01:21:03,468 --> 01:21:06,601
Man, I can't believe this.

1938
01:21:06,732 --> 01:21:07,864
Get this close.

1939
01:21:07,994 --> 01:21:10,475
Wake up, Ernest.

1940
01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:11,606
Look.
Wake up, Ernest.

1941
01:21:11,737 --> 01:21:12,520
Wake up!

1942
01:21:15,959 --> 01:21:17,569
- He's not waking up.
- Oh, yeah, he will.

1943
01:21:17,699 --> 01:21:18,787
Watch this.

1944
01:21:18,918 --> 01:21:19,788
Ow.

1945
01:21:19,919 --> 01:21:20,659
Ow.

1946
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,358
Ouch.

1947
01:21:24,489 --> 01:21:25,707
That hurt.

1948
01:21:25,838 --> 01:21:26,621
Come on, Ernest.

1949
01:21:26,752 --> 01:21:28,580
Snap out of it, OK?

1950
01:21:28,710 --> 01:21:29,711
We gotta finish the game.

1951
01:21:29,842 --> 01:21:30,669
Now, come on.

1952
01:21:30,799 --> 01:21:31,931
I can't.

1953
01:21:32,062 --> 01:21:33,454
You guys do it.

1954
01:21:33,585 --> 01:21:35,108
I'm hurt.

1955
01:21:35,239 --> 01:21:36,718
Old football injury.

1956
01:21:36,849 --> 01:21:38,242
Redskins, you know.

1957
01:21:38,372 --> 01:21:39,852
Come on, Ernest.

1958
01:21:39,983 --> 01:21:41,636
We can't win this
thing without you.

1959
01:21:41,767 --> 01:21:43,247
Well, sure you can.

1960
01:21:43,377 --> 01:21:44,509
You guys can win it.

1961
01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:45,945
You're a team.

1962
01:21:46,076 --> 01:21:48,730
You're a basketball
machine, remember?

1963
01:21:48,861 --> 01:21:51,037
You guys can do it.

1964
01:21:51,168 --> 01:21:52,473
Hard work will do it.

1965
01:22:04,485 --> 01:22:06,357
You're right, Ernest.

1966
01:22:06,487 --> 01:22:07,880
Let's go, guys.

1967
01:22:08,011 --> 01:22:09,316
TJ: All right.
Let's do it.

1968
01:22:09,447 --> 01:22:10,361
Hard work, baby.

1969
01:22:10,491 --> 01:22:11,753
Hard work, baby.
TEAM: Sweep!

1970
01:22:11,884 --> 01:22:12,754
TJ: Come on, baby.

1971
01:22:12,885 --> 01:22:13,712
Let's do this.

1972
01:22:13,842 --> 01:22:17,194
Let's do this.

1973
01:22:17,324 --> 01:22:19,239
The Clean Sweep team
has taken the floor

1974
01:22:19,370 --> 01:22:22,068
without their star Ernest.

1975
01:22:22,199 --> 01:22:23,374
Standby.

1976
01:22:23,504 --> 01:22:26,855
We may be switching
to midget racing.

1977
01:22:26,986 --> 01:22:28,335
LOVE: The Hornets
are coming back

1978
01:22:28,466 --> 01:22:30,163
hard and fast with no
Clean Sweep super star

1979
01:22:30,294 --> 01:22:31,904
to stand in their way.

1980
01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:34,733
Things are turning out for theworst for the boys in blue.

1981
01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,569
What are you doing?

1982
01:22:44,699 --> 01:22:46,440
You're kissing a $5million contract goodbye.

1983
01:22:46,571 --> 01:22:47,354
You're a star.

1984
01:22:47,485 --> 01:22:48,399
You can't quit.

1985
01:22:48,529 --> 01:22:50,488
You're blowing the whole deal!

1986
01:22:50,618 --> 01:22:51,706
I blew the whole deal.

1987
01:22:51,837 --> 01:22:52,620
What?

1988
01:22:52,751 --> 01:22:55,232
You were on the top!

1989
01:22:55,362 --> 01:22:58,061
[laughing]

1990
01:22:59,627 --> 01:23:00,541
What do you want?

1991
01:23:00,672 --> 01:23:02,369
Anything.
You name it.

1992
01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:03,892
The world can be yours, man.

1993
01:23:04,023 --> 01:23:07,070
Just finish the game.

1994
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,986
I wanted to be on the team andI'm not, and it's my own fault.

1995
01:23:10,116 --> 01:23:11,813
What about me, Ernest?

1996
01:23:11,944 --> 01:23:13,250
You're not what I thought.

1997
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:16,035
You're making a big
mistake, Mr. Worrell.

1998
01:23:20,170 --> 01:23:21,606
No I'm not.

1999
01:23:21,736 --> 01:23:23,303
Now get away from me
and leave me alone.

2000
01:23:23,434 --> 01:23:24,217
Oh, Ernest.

2001
01:23:24,348 --> 01:23:25,740
Both of you.

2002
01:23:25,871 --> 01:23:27,046
Get away from me
and leave me alone.

2003
01:23:27,177 --> 01:23:30,571
You are going
to be very sorry.

2004
01:23:39,058 --> 01:23:40,364
[squeak]

2005
01:23:44,933 --> 01:23:46,239
[squeak]

2006
01:23:48,850 --> 01:23:50,243
[squeaking]

2007
01:23:50,374 --> 01:23:51,679
[growl]

2008
01:23:56,249 --> 01:23:57,990
What is he doing?

2009
01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:00,601
Ernest is giving up his shoes?

2010
01:24:00,732 --> 01:24:05,389
Well, I guess he thoughtit was the right thing to do.

2011
01:24:18,010 --> 01:24:20,882
[cheering]

2012
01:24:37,508 --> 01:24:39,336
LOVE: The Hornets have it again.

2013
01:24:39,466 --> 01:24:41,033
The shot.

2014
01:24:41,164 --> 01:24:42,817
Oh, it's off the rim, andthere's Worth at the rebound.

2015
01:24:42,948 --> 01:24:45,864
He's down the court.

2016
01:24:45,994 --> 01:24:48,823
He's up there-- andthat's two for the Sweep!

2017
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,307
For what it's worth,
it's Barry Worth.

2018
01:24:54,438 --> 01:24:55,787
He is reaching deep.

2019
01:24:58,964 --> 01:25:02,315
He just blew off two of thebest defense players in the NBA.

2020
01:25:02,446 --> 01:25:04,796
Barry is keeping
the Sweep on top.

2021
01:25:11,411 --> 01:25:14,240
[cheering]

2022
01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:24,729
I taught them
everything they know.

2023
01:25:35,870 --> 01:25:38,699
[shouting]

2024
01:25:42,877 --> 01:25:43,791
[whistle blowing]
- TJ.

2025
01:25:43,922 --> 01:25:44,705
What?

2026
01:25:44,836 --> 01:25:45,967
What?

2027
01:25:46,098 --> 01:25:47,230
What are you talking
about, a foul?

2028
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:48,709
You gotta wake up
and watch the game.

2029
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:49,754
That wasn't no foul!

2030
01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:50,624
What are you talking about?

2031
01:25:50,755 --> 01:25:52,365
What did I do to foul?

2032
01:25:52,496 --> 01:25:55,934
And with just five secondsleft, TJ Wilson is fouled out.

2033
01:25:56,064 --> 01:25:57,631
TJ: You want some, grandmammy?Huh?

2034
01:25:57,762 --> 01:25:58,328
Huh?
- Come on, TJ.

2035
01:25:58,458 --> 01:25:59,416
TJ.
TJ.

2036
01:25:59,546 --> 01:26:00,939
TJ.
- TJ, just chill.

2037
01:26:01,069 --> 01:26:02,419
Ernest, you gotta comein, man, or we're through.

2038
01:26:02,549 --> 01:26:03,289
Yeah, Ernest.

2039
01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:05,596
Go on in.

2040
01:26:05,726 --> 01:26:07,206
Well, I don't know, fellas.

2041
01:26:07,337 --> 01:26:09,121
Ernest, it's what you must do.

2042
01:26:09,252 --> 01:26:10,775
Come on, Ernest.

2043
01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:13,212
But what if I cause us tolose and we look really bad?

2044
01:26:13,343 --> 01:26:14,779
Ernest.

2045
01:26:14,909 --> 01:26:17,912
That doesn't matter becauseyou're part of the team.

2046
01:26:18,043 --> 01:26:21,916
You mean I'm really
proud of the team?

2047
01:26:22,047 --> 01:26:22,961
Yeah.

2048
01:26:23,091 --> 01:26:24,571
You're really part of the team.

2049
01:26:24,702 --> 01:26:25,964
You mean I--

2050
01:26:26,094 --> 01:26:27,487
I'm really, really,
really, really, really,

2051
01:26:27,618 --> 01:26:28,749
really, really, really,really, really, really part

2052
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,750
of the team?
- Really.

2053
01:26:29,881 --> 01:26:30,708
- Really.
- Really.

2054
01:26:30,838 --> 01:26:32,884
Really part of the team.

2055
01:26:33,014 --> 01:26:33,754
OK.

2056
01:26:33,885 --> 01:26:34,886
All right.

2057
01:26:35,016 --> 01:26:35,800
Clean Sweep!

2058
01:26:39,195 --> 01:26:40,196
You're really on
the team, Ernest.

2059
01:26:40,326 --> 01:26:42,502
Go.
[mumbling]

2060
01:26:42,633 --> 01:26:43,895
OK.
Here we go.

2061
01:26:44,025 --> 01:26:46,419
Seconds to go and the
Hornets lead by one.

2062
01:26:46,550 --> 01:26:48,813
Barry Worth has
done an amazing job

2063
01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:50,858
leading the City League champs.

2064
01:26:50,989 --> 01:26:55,689
Barry Worth is definitelyan NBA caliber player.

2065
01:26:55,820 --> 01:26:58,170
[shouting]

2066
01:27:01,869 --> 01:27:03,131
Ernest.
Shoot!

2067
01:27:03,262 --> 01:27:04,132
Shoot it, Ernest!

2068
01:27:04,263 --> 01:27:05,221
Throw it up!

2069
01:27:05,351 --> 01:27:06,134
Yeah.

2070
01:27:06,265 --> 01:27:07,092
Ernest, shoot the ball.

2071
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:09,094
Shoot the ball!

2072
01:27:09,225 --> 01:27:10,095
I know what you're thinking.

2073
01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:11,096
Don't shoot it, Ernest.

2074
01:27:11,227 --> 01:27:12,445
You better pass me the ball.

2075
01:27:12,576 --> 01:27:13,577
PLAYERS: Shoot the ball!
Shoot it, Ernest!

2076
01:27:13,707 --> 01:27:14,578
Shoot it!

2077
01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:16,014
Don't shoot it.

2078
01:27:16,144 --> 01:27:18,016
Shoot the ball!

2079
01:27:18,146 --> 01:27:19,496
KID: Ernest, don't shoot it!

2080
01:27:24,196 --> 01:27:24,979
Ow!

2081
01:27:32,552 --> 01:27:35,338
[cheering]

2082
01:27:46,436 --> 01:27:47,306
ERNEST: Good game, TJ.

2083
01:27:47,437 --> 01:27:48,742
We did it.

2084
01:27:48,873 --> 01:27:51,745
[cheering]

2085
01:27:55,358 --> 01:27:57,751
Way to go, Barry.

2086
01:27:57,882 --> 01:27:59,623
That was quite a game
you played, Mr. Worth.

2087
01:27:59,753 --> 01:28:01,451
Thanks, but the rest ofthe team, they played great.

2088
01:28:01,581 --> 01:28:03,061
I mean--

2089
01:28:03,191 --> 01:28:04,497
Uh, we'd like to talk toyou in private if we can.

2090
01:28:04,628 --> 01:28:05,759
Sure.

2091
01:28:05,890 --> 01:28:07,413
Why?

2092
01:28:07,544 --> 01:28:08,545
We're a couple of pro scoutsand we're always looking

2093
01:28:08,675 --> 01:28:09,850
for a talent like yours.

2094
01:28:09,981 --> 01:28:11,330
Come on, son.

2095
01:28:11,461 --> 01:28:13,767
All right!

2096
01:28:13,898 --> 01:28:16,292
[cheering]

2097
01:28:16,422 --> 01:28:17,205
Yeah.

2098
01:28:17,336 --> 01:28:19,164
It was great, wasn't it?

2099
01:28:22,776 --> 01:28:23,603
Yeah!

2100
01:28:23,734 --> 01:28:25,039
We won it!

2101
01:28:25,170 --> 01:28:25,997
We did it!

2102
01:28:26,127 --> 01:28:26,998
We did it!

2103
01:28:27,128 --> 01:28:27,912
Ha ha!

2104
01:28:32,525 --> 01:28:36,224
I'm sorry I took these shoes.

2105
01:28:36,355 --> 01:28:40,446
I just saw them and
I couldn't resist.

2106
01:28:40,577 --> 01:28:41,317
I'm really sorry.

2107
01:28:44,494 --> 01:28:49,063
So you figured out that Iwas after Quincy all along.

2108
01:28:49,194 --> 01:28:54,417
I had that kid the momenthe laid eyes on those shoes.

2109
01:28:54,547 --> 01:28:57,245
But you didn't see
Ernest coming, Zamiel.

2110
01:28:57,376 --> 01:28:58,421
You lost big time.

2111
01:28:58,551 --> 01:29:00,161
You know, I gotta
hand it to you.

2112
01:29:00,292 --> 01:29:01,902
Using the yahoo with the brownhat and the magic shoes on,

2113
01:29:02,033 --> 01:29:03,164
that was brilliant.

2114
01:29:03,295 --> 01:29:04,775
I was-- I was
totally blindsided.

2115
01:29:04,905 --> 01:29:06,646
I figured you'd be up
to your same old tricks.

2116
01:29:06,777 --> 01:29:08,474
Oh, well, they work
most of the time.

2117
01:29:08,605 --> 01:29:11,129
But not this time.

2118
01:29:11,259 --> 01:29:14,045
Wait a minute.

2119
01:29:14,175 --> 01:29:15,873
How did you know Ernest wouldmake the right decision?

2120
01:29:16,003 --> 01:29:17,570
For that matter, how
did you know Ernest will

2121
01:29:17,701 --> 01:29:19,006
become Quincy's role model?

2122
01:29:19,137 --> 01:29:20,747
You cheated.

2123
01:29:20,878 --> 01:29:22,358
It's chess, baby.

2124
01:29:22,488 --> 01:29:23,489
I was three moves ahead.

2125
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:24,490
[thunder rumbling]

2126
01:29:24,621 --> 01:29:26,100
But-- but I had help.

2127
01:29:26,231 --> 01:29:27,972
I'm not saying I didthis on my own, you know.

2128
01:29:28,102 --> 01:29:29,495
Well, you won
this one, all right.

2129
01:29:29,626 --> 01:29:32,063
Maybe the next timeQuincy crosses your path,

2130
01:29:32,193 --> 01:29:33,194
he'll recognize you.

2131
01:29:33,325 --> 01:29:35,022
Yeah, well, enjoy the game.

2132
01:29:35,153 --> 01:29:36,415
'Til next time.

2133
01:29:40,419 --> 01:29:42,421
Shall we take our
leave, Ms. Terradiddle?

2134
01:29:42,552 --> 01:29:43,988
Say.

2135
01:29:44,118 --> 01:29:45,032
You wouldn't happen toknow where the Phillies are

2136
01:29:45,163 --> 01:29:47,687
playing this week, would you?

2137
01:29:47,818 --> 01:29:48,601
I didn't think so.

2138
01:29:48,732 --> 01:29:49,515
Oh.

2139
01:29:49,646 --> 01:29:50,516
For you, my dear.

2140
01:29:50,647 --> 01:29:52,039
The winning lottery ticket.

2141
01:29:52,170 --> 01:29:52,997
Oh.

2142
01:29:53,127 --> 01:29:54,999
For me?

2143
01:29:55,129 --> 01:29:56,261
Oo.

2144
01:29:56,392 --> 01:29:57,741
Will I make lots of money?

2145
01:29:57,871 --> 01:29:58,698
Oh, yes.

2146
01:29:58,829 --> 01:30:00,178
Very expensive money.

2147
01:30:00,308 --> 01:30:03,181
[giggling]

2148
01:30:21,808 --> 01:30:23,157
Anybody else want
some Clean Sweep?

2149
01:30:23,288 --> 01:30:24,681
[laughing]

2150
01:30:24,811 --> 01:30:26,683
I always knew
we were the best.

2151
01:30:26,813 --> 01:30:28,162
Just pass me the pill.

2152
01:30:28,293 --> 01:30:29,207
I'm good to go.

2153
01:30:29,337 --> 01:30:30,687
I'm finally gonna get my shot.

2154
01:30:30,817 --> 01:30:31,601
QUINCY: Hey, dad!

2155
01:30:31,731 --> 01:30:32,515
Hey!

2156
01:30:32,645 --> 01:30:33,907
Hey!

2157
01:30:34,038 --> 01:30:35,126
What's up?

2158
01:30:35,256 --> 01:30:36,388
Did you win?

2159
01:30:36,519 --> 01:30:37,476
We did it.

2160
01:30:37,607 --> 01:30:38,521
I knew you could do it.

2161
01:30:38,651 --> 01:30:40,610
I'm proud of you.

2162
01:30:40,740 --> 01:30:41,698
Hey.

2163
01:30:41,828 --> 01:30:44,352
Where you been?

2164
01:30:44,483 --> 01:30:46,833
Doing some very hard work.

2165
01:30:46,964 --> 01:30:47,704
Let's go home.

2166
01:30:54,493 --> 01:30:58,105
Ah, the sweet
smell of victory.

2167
01:30:58,236 --> 01:31:01,326
And all it took was my
spider like reflexes,

2168
01:31:01,457 --> 01:31:04,416
my dazzling hand-eye
coordination,

2169
01:31:04,547 --> 01:31:06,636
and, of course, a
little fancy footwork.

2170
01:31:06,766 --> 01:31:08,638
Know what I mean?

2171
01:31:08,768 --> 01:31:10,422
[gagging]

2172
01:31:10,553 --> 01:31:11,902
Ah!

2173
01:31:12,032 --> 01:31:14,948
[music playing]